My name is smokin5 and I'm a Hawaiian shirt wearer.
(Hi smokin5!)
At least that's how we say it at the HawAl-Anon meetings.
I don't think anyone here has ever seen me at a Herf
wearing anything but a Hawaiian shirt.
Sorry about the no-pants thing, fellas, but I gotta be me.
Been regularly wearing them since I got my first one
dumpster-diving in 1977. True story.
I now have literally dozens,
though I did stop the dumpster-diving bit.