My wife rocks! She buys me presents then can't wait till my birthday to give 'em to me.
An excellent travel case for my favorite pipes and a sweet dual-flame lighter.
Plus, what good's a lighter with nothing to light? So a box of Punch Elites showed up as well.
If she were an inmate here I'd ask you guys to bump her rep, but I guess instead I'll take her out for a nice dinner.