By now Jon *jonharky* realizes he can't escape and so defeated he goes up to bat.
MMMMM!!!! Doesn't that look tasty? Hints of....Metal, burt grass, and dirt....YUM!
I blame this cigar on him leaving early...not that other excuse he gave.
Next up is Sam *Buena Fortuna* he is the MAN... just look at him.
He's telling us it can't be that bad and he's looking forward to this laughing the whole time.
As you can see he's taking in the construction and aroma of nuclear fallout coming off of this wonderful cigar.
Puff the magic dragon would be jealous...... Look at that great construction.... *Chris kept mentioning that his ash was hanging on forever*
Oh yea, feel that burn of the nose exhale! Taste those wonderful flavors of rusting metal paired beautifully with dirty snow water sitting stagnant on a playground of 3rd graders.
Unable to believe what he just experienced he gazes in awe at this cigar. "How could this be?" We have no idea what he's talking about.
"I'm gonna give this another go, that can't be possible" --- Still NO Idea what Sam is going on about.
OH!!! There it is! His colon just slammed shut!
