Re: New York Mets 2011 Banter
Dear Mets fans,
Sorry for the last letter, I know I was rambling but me and Ollie were on a real bender....man that guy is great, can't pitch worth a sh!t but fun to be around!...Anyway, Mr. Wilpon gave me an extra $50K to write that crap, seems he still has a boatload of cash from the Madoff deals he made (man, he rocks that "F the Poor" t-shirt his wife bought him in Boca)...But, me and Ollie hit it big in AC...let it all ride on "Red", as that'll be the color winning the NL Esat anyway...WooHoo, ol' Fred can shove it and I'll say what I really think...WE SUCK!....Omar screwed us up real good....Last I saw, can't win without pitching...or hitting...Please, though, do us a favor and cough up some big bucks to sit in those outrageously expensive seats behind home plate at Citi, makes us look bad on TV with those empty....
Hugs,
Terry Collins
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