If I eat in a restaurant, and get sh!tty service, no tip. You want to make an issue of it, I'll tell you why, in a rather loud voice, why your service was sh!tty.
If you deliver me a pizza... well, if it comes fine, you'll get a tip.
Luckily, I'm in the UK, where this is acceptable
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