Where on earth could our sanctimonious buckeye fan be this morning? Shining Tressel's shoes so they look real purty for the investigators maybe? Cheatypants McSweatervest actually knew about the illegal activity going on with his star players and they tattoos long before the beginning of last season. Whodaeverthunk that a man of his integrities and a university that is the bastion of goodness for all of mankind would be cheatin?
Heh. They be cheatin more than errrrbody up in hyah.
