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Originally Posted by pnoon
Care to show us your scars, Bill? 
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My parents didn't think of that. They preferred the accidental violence, you know dropping a fax machine on my foot from the garage attic (15 feet). Luckily I was wearing steel toes at the time or I would have surely broken my foot. Hey it taught me to be aware and always be prepared

Good times.
It is also noted I will NEVER father a child so don't worry.