2 guys at the pearly gates
Hadnt heard this in a long time. Thought it was kinda funny.
So, 2 guys are waiting in line at the pearly gates. One guy asks the other, "so how did it happen to you?"
"I froze to death. How did it happen to you?"
"Well, I knew my wife was cheating on me. So one day I came home from work early, ran upstairs and threw open the bedroom door. My wife was in bed, and looked guilty, so I ransacked the room. Didn't find him, so I ran back downstairs, ran around to every room to no avail, then when I started to run back upstairs, I suffered a massive heart attack and died."
"Sh*t." the other guy says. "If you would've stopped to check the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
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