After about a thousand trips around the house in the middle of the night for intruders such as the cat, garbage truck, pictures falling off the wall from crappy screws in the drywall, creaks and pops from the house settling, and a whole assortment of life threatening nothingnesses, I got a tower electrostatic air cleaner that doesn't clean anything. What it does do is sound like a jet engine winding up. Apparantly it scares the hell out of that stuff that's trying to get us.
