TSA Statistics - teh funnay
Year to date *statistics on Airport pat-down screening from the TSA *
Terrorist Plots Discovered *****0
Transvestites **********************133
Hernias *****************************1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases **************3,172
Incontinence **********************6,418
Enlarged Prostates **************8,249
Breast Implants ******************59,350
Natural Blondes ******************3
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