[markem]

Why, I remember when they invented dirt. "Who needs dirt?", we all asked. We've done without dirt all this time and see no need to jump on the bandwagon for some new fangled contraption. No one will use it and it will be gone before the end of the year. You wait and see.

dang kids.

We old people were here first! What do you have to say about that, huh?

Member in good standing, Curmudgeon's Club of America

They're having the meatloaf special at Denny's today, better get there a little early and wear a clean shirt.