Cigary

Funny as hell. Someone did this ( crop dusting ) at Publix grocery store the other day and I got blamed for it. I was in the meat dept. looking for a good cut of beef and I walked into this god awful butt mist and nearly died. There was a lady behind me looking at some steaks as well and when she got a whiff of it she started coughing and looking at me like I was the culprit and I wanted to say something to the effect,,,it wasn't me,,,but what am I going to do, insist that I didn't lay down some butt napalm and argue with her? I wheeled my cart around and took off into the detergent aisle only to run into her at least 3 more times in the store where I kept getting dirty looks from her. I hate it when I get tagged for something I didn't do but guess karma caught up to me as I crop dust pretty much anywhere and fly off afterwards.