Attempted pickup
A man is sitting at a bar and notices a HOT red hed sitting across from him. Feeling his oats, he decides to strike up a conversation with her.
"What's up, babe?"
"I'm not interested."
"Oh, come on honey, I just want to talk."
"I only like muslims and jews", rebuffs the lady.
"Why's that?" asks the guy.
"Because they're hung like a horse!" she retorts.
"Well, just ain't that a coincidence. I just happen to be right up your street, babe."
"What's your name?", asks the red head.
"Muhammad Goldstein".
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No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.
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