This is directed at Icehog, because its his area of expertise, but hopefully everyone gets a laugh out of it...
My wifes friend comes down for the weekend, to do some shopping etc. This friend is very, very heavy on top, I mean it looks like a dead heat in a zepplin race and she is a thin girl. (pause for mental picture)
She is telling me about whats new, her house, car etc. She proceeds to tell me about her new puppy, a Jack Russell/Pug mix, she says they're referred to as.... wait for it.... almost there.... JUGS!!!!!
I think blew a funny fuse, I have not been able to laugh at anything for the last few days.