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Old 12-04-2010, 02:42 PM   #1049
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Default Re: Limerick Thread!

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A smoke is a reward after chores,
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even when your mouth's filled with sores
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Add in chronic halitosis,
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Sleeping alone is your prognosis,
Unless of course you consort with whores.
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