LOL. Wow. To me, the Nubs if anything lack excitement. I like the Habanos fine and the Cammies less so.....the flavors in both lines seem rounded and somewhat muted IMO. I haven't had an offensive Nub yet. On the other hand, there isn't anything there that makes me want run and and buy more (I think I've got a handful left in my humi.) Now, if you want to taste something offensive that is Nub-like, fire up a 5 Vegas Knuckle!