Re: New Tornado warning instructions for Dallas citizens.
It was announced today that Jerry Jones has sold the Cowboys and withdrawn all the proceeds from the bank in the form of $1 bills. When asked why he would do such a thing, he was heard to remark,
"At least even in this crappy economy I can still get four quarters from a dollar bill"
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