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Forum: Jokes 07-01-2019, 01:04 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 162
Posted By Steve
The Haircut...

The morning of the big parade, a man and a little boy entered a barber shop together. "Give me the full treatment," the man said. "I want to look good in the parade!"

After the man received a...
Forum: Jokes 06-28-2019, 01:34 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 206
Posted By Steve
Stealing when he should have been buying...
Forum: Jokes 06-28-2019, 07:38 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 143
Posted By Steve
The snail...

A guy hears a knock at the door.

He opens it up to find a snail. He picks up the snail and throws it across the street.

Five years go by.

One day he hears a knock on the door and...
Forum: General Discussion 06-25-2019, 10:08 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 244
Posted By Steve
Re: Happy Birthday Remo!

Happy FOG day brother!
Forum: General Discussion 06-21-2019, 10:19 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 255
Posted By Steve
Re: Happy Birthday spectrrr!

Happy birthday!!!
Forum: Jokes 06-05-2019, 07:42 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 235
Posted By Steve

Taking great pains to be specific, the new auto-shop teacher on our staff explained to three of his students that he wanted them to clean a car that was parked outside. He gave them two extension...
Forum: General Discussion 06-03-2019, 01:29 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 358
Posted By Steve
Re: Happy 60th Theo Cincy!!

Happy Birthday Theo!
Forum: General Discussion 05-31-2019, 09:12 AM
Replies: 607
Views: 98,519
Posted By Steve
Re: Second Firearm Thread...

A couple new additions to the family...

Not necessarily a fan of Taurus, but I picked this up for a really good price and figured what the heck. Shoots really nice actually.
Forum: Jokes 05-23-2019, 06:57 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 248
Posted By Steve
The Auction

One day a man went to an auction and he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and...
Forum: General Discussion 05-15-2019, 10:20 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 374
Posted By Steve
Re: Happy 36th, CigarNut!!

Happy birthday, Michael!
Forum: General Discussion 05-13-2019, 02:50 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 639
Posted By Steve
Re: massphatness likes cake

Happy birthday Vin!
Forum: General Discussion 05-10-2019, 08:50 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 357
Posted By Steve
Re: G G Can't Drive 55

Happy birthday Brother!
Forum: Jokes 05-09-2019, 09:33 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 316
Posted By Steve
Smart A$$

For the first time in many years, a friend of ours traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.

After buying his ticket he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn....
Forum: General Discussion 05-07-2019, 03:16 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 601
Posted By Steve
Forum: General Discussion 05-05-2019, 01:12 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 617
Posted By Steve
Re: Happy birthday icehog3!

Happy birthday my friend!
Forum: Jokes 05-02-2019, 11:16 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 379
Posted By Steve
This sounds like my dad...

An elderly man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the's perfect."

"Really?" answered the neighbor. "What kind...
Forum: Jokes 04-30-2019, 11:07 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 266
Posted By Steve
Now what???

One day while driving through a neighborhood near his church, Pastor John saw a little boy on a front porch, struggling trying to reach the doorbell.

Feeling like he needed to help the young...
Forum: General Discussion 04-25-2019, 01:48 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 400
Posted By Steve
Re: A Big(?) ToE Birthday

Happy Birthday Týr!
Forum: Jokes 04-24-2019, 09:31 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 341
Posted By Steve
Today's Quiz...

1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

Answer: Johnny, of course

2. There is a clerk at the...
Forum: Wine, Beer, and Spirits 04-22-2019, 03:00 PM
Replies: 1,744
Views: 238,047
Posted By Steve
Forum: General Discussion 04-17-2019, 01:30 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 377
Posted By Steve
So I did a thing...
Forum: Jokes 04-16-2019, 01:13 PM
Replies: 5,345
Views: 821,864
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II's%20Redneck%20Cousin.jpg
Forum: Jokes 04-15-2019, 08:53 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 262
Posted By Steve
Job security

A college student could not take his seminar final exam because of a funeral.

"No problem," the teacher told him. "Make it up the following week." That week came, and again he couldn't take the...
Forum: Jokes 04-15-2019, 08:51 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 294
Posted By Steve

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define 'great' he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff...
Forum: Wine, Beer, and Spirits 04-13-2019, 12:19 PM
Replies: 1,744
Views: 238,047
Posted By Steve
Re: The Bourbon Thread!!

Pre-Happy Hour picture!.jpg

Not much left of that bottle Post-Happy Hour. Paying royally for last nights fun today!
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