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Forum: Jokes Yesterday, 10:34 AM
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Forum: Jokes Yesterday, 10:21 AM
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Size matters

A married couple who are circus performers wish to adopt a child.
When they go to the adoption agency the agency questions the living conditions for a child in a traveling circus.
The couple takes...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion Yesterday, 10:20 AM
Replies: 223
Views: 7,874
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Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Spawn of the North (1938) George Raft, Henry Fonda
https://i.imgur.com/TBcXZot.jpg

Major Barbara (1941) Wendy Hiller, Rex Harrison
https://i.imgur.com/rurwvBM.jpg
Forum: Jokes 04-08-2021, 11:36 AM
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Views: 79
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a picture is worth a thousand words/dollars

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked tospeak to his client.
“Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied,
"You know, I've...
Forum: Jokes 04-08-2021, 11:25 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 83
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Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-08-2021, 11:22 AM
Replies: 223
Views: 7,874
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Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Le Chat (1971) Jean Gabin, Simone Signoret
https://i.imgur.com/3koWYej.jpg
French

A High Wind in Jamaica (1965) Anthony Quinn, James Coburn
https://i.imgur.com/umhXjzk.jpg
Forum: Jokes 04-07-2021, 09:09 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 94
Posted By retired
talking clock

A drunk walks out of a bar after closing time and invites two friends up to see his new apartment.
The friends see there is a gong with a rubber mallet against the bedroom wall and ask why it's...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-07-2021, 09:08 AM
Replies: 223
Views: 7,874
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Harry Black and the Tiger (1958) Stewart Granger, Barbara Rush
https://i.imgur.com/NMLpd70.jpg

Cheat The Hangman (2018) Jezibell Anat, Thomas Barlet
https://i.imgur.com/co2bHLZ.jpg
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-06-2021, 09:00 AM
Replies: 223
Views: 7,874
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Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

The Affair (2019) Hanna Alström, Claes Bang
https://i.imgur.com/yl1XKxX.jpg

After Hours (1985) Griffin Dunne, Rosanna Arquette
https://i.imgur.com/z8kmbFW.jpg
Forum: Jokes 04-06-2021, 08:58 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 105
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langwidg

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the...
Forum: Jokes 04-05-2021, 08:42 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 131
Posted By retired
zebra

There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm. The zebra was so...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-05-2021, 08:40 AM
Replies: 223
Views: 7,874
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Diamonds for Breakfast (1968) Marcello Mastroianni, Rita Tushingham
https://i.imgur.com/gfNYLZw.jpg

Shipyard Sally (1939) Gracie Fields, Sydney Howard
https://i.imgur.com/BmaSuUJ.jpg
Forum: Jokes 04-04-2021, 08:23 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 146
Posted By retired
Therapy

My therapist gave me a task that he felt would help me.
"Write down the names of all the people that are bothering you on sticky notes, then set them on fire."
It worked. I feel much better now.
...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-04-2021, 08:21 AM
Replies: 223
Views: 7,874
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Every Man for Himself (1980) Isabelle Huppert, Jacques Dutronc
https://i.imgur.com/tKDmf88.jpg
French

Momo (1986) Radost Bokel
https://i.imgur.com/ivMntey.jpg
German
Forum: Jokes 04-03-2021, 08:06 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 175
Posted By retired
Getting a hairdryer through customs

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her,
'Father, may I ask a favor of you?'
'Of course child. What can I do for you?'
'I bought my mother an expensive hair...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-03-2021, 08:04 AM
Replies: 223
Views: 7,874
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Gold (1974) Roger Moore, Susannah York, Ray Milland
https://i.imgur.com/EkW4wr7.jpg

Sergeants 3 (1962) Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr.
https://i.imgur.com/kpiPx2Z.jpg
Forum: Jokes 04-02-2021, 08:33 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 200
Posted By retired
Guardian Angel

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-02-2021, 08:31 AM
Replies: 223
Views: 7,874
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Buena Vista Social Club (1999) Compay Segundo, Ibrahim Ferrer
https://i.imgur.com/V94WcOX.jpg
Documentary

Pygmalion (1938) Leslie Howard, Wendy Hiller
https://i.imgur.com/9LXDKMz.jpg
Forum: Jokes 04-01-2021, 10:00 AM
Replies: 5,756
Views: 1,093,891
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Forum: Jokes 04-01-2021, 09:57 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 206
Posted By retired
A soap factory had a problem.

They sometimes shipped empty boxes without the bar inside. This challenged their perceived quality with the buyers and distributors. Understanding how important these relationships were, the CEO of...
Forum: Jokes 04-01-2021, 09:44 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 164
Posted By retired
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-01-2021, 09:39 AM
Replies: 223
Views: 7,874
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

One Wild Oat (1951) Robertson Hare, Stanley Holloway
https://i.imgur.com/4lZpCc0.jpg

Cinéman (2009) Franck Dubosc, Lucy Gordon
https://i.imgur.com/zTGPfsC.jpg
French
Forum: Jokes 03-31-2021, 12:41 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 169
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Forum: Accessory Discussion / Reviews 03-31-2021, 12:28 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 673
Posted By retired
Forum: Jokes 03-31-2021, 12:27 PM
Replies: 498
Views: 61,380
Posted By retired
Re: Your earworm is ...

"I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner"
heard today an dang wish I hadnt
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