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Forum: Jokes 12-13-2018, 09:23 AM
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Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

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Forum: Jokes 12-11-2018, 07:07 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 98
Posted By Steve
Christmas Groaners Part II...

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work...
Forum: Jokes 12-06-2018, 08:33 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 153
Posted By Steve
Christmas Groaners

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?
Its true, Comet cleans sinks

How many reindeer does Santa Have???
10...
Forum: Jokes 12-05-2018, 01:22 PM
Replies: 5,240
Views: 729,786
Posted By Steve
Forum: Jokes 11-30-2018, 03:34 PM
Replies: 5,240
Views: 729,786
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

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Forum: All Cigar Discussion 11-29-2018, 08:16 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 647
Posted By Steve
Re: The "I'm tough" winter smoking thread

Yes, It gets chilly here...

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Forum: Jokes 11-29-2018, 08:01 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 119
Posted By Steve
Cheating

I hear the world tongue-twister champion has been found guilty of cheating. Apparently they're going to give him a really hard sentence.
Forum: Jokes 11-28-2018, 04:13 PM
Replies: 5,240
Views: 729,786
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

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Forum: Jokes 11-28-2018, 03:56 PM
Replies: 5,240
Views: 729,786
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

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Forum: Jokes 11-28-2018, 11:59 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 114
Posted By Steve
Size Matters?

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy...
Forum: Jokes 11-28-2018, 11:56 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 113
Posted By Steve
More FOG Wisdom...

A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.

After several minutes,...
Forum: Jokes 11-20-2018, 08:13 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 178
Posted By Steve
Thanksgiving Gluttony

I ate so much over the holidays last year that I decided to quit cold turkey.
Forum: Jokes 11-19-2018, 03:17 PM
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Views: 729,786
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

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Forum: Jokes 11-19-2018, 10:53 AM
Replies: 5,240
Views: 729,786
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

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Forum: All Cigar Discussion 11-17-2018, 04:34 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 281
Posted By Steve
Re: Ministry of Cigars

Did you say you wanted to sign up for the Newsletter Tom...?

:hy :lr
Forum: Jokes 11-16-2018, 02:14 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 172
Posted By Steve
Job Interview

The interviewer greets the next applicant for the job of night watchman.

His first question is: "What are your qualifications for the job of night watchman?"

The applicant replies, "The...
Forum: Jokes 11-15-2018, 08:26 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 220
Posted By Steve
Confused...

"I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there."

The real question is...how do you get out?
Forum: Jokes 11-14-2018, 11:19 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 234
Posted By Steve
Traveling...

I've been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you...
Forum: General Discussion 11-08-2018, 08:05 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 663
Posted By Steve
Re: Thought for the Day

Hard work is the yeast that raises the dough.
Forum: Jokes 11-08-2018, 08:02 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 307
Posted By Steve
Re: Tom's Scrotum....

:r:r:r

(for the record, I was really scared to open this thread...)
Forum: Jokes 11-08-2018, 08:00 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 240
Posted By Steve
In other words...

I called a friend and asked what he was doing.

He replied that he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel under a constrained environment."

I was impressed...
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Forum: Jokes 11-07-2018, 08:34 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 186
Posted By Steve
Skydiving Lesson

A man decided to try skydiving. The instructor was telling the class that the main chute should be deployed at 500 feet. If that didn't work be sure to open the backup chute by 400 feet.

One...
Forum: Jokes 11-06-2018, 12:25 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 245
Posted By Steve
Re: Why Study?

:banger:banger
Forum: Jokes 11-06-2018, 09:54 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 245
Posted By Steve
Why Study?

The more I study
The more I know

The more I know
The more I forget

The more I forget
The less I know

So why study?
Forum: General Discussion 11-05-2018, 10:07 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 397
Posted By Steve
Re: Happy Birthday, Bobarian!!!

Happy Birthday Bob!
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