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Forum: Jokes 02-10-2021, 11:41 AM
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Posted By cmitch
Re: Funny Pics II

Should it have not said 50+ times??
Forum: General Discussion 02-07-2021, 11:04 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 637
Posted By cmitch
Re: This could have been bad...

Possibly texting? There are a bunch of crazies around here who think they can text and drive. I am so glad to hear they’re okay.
Forum: Jokes 02-03-2021, 01:59 PM
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Views: 1,078,853
Posted By cmitch
Re: Funny Pics II

Speaking of packing
Forum: Jokes 02-03-2021, 01:55 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 324
Posted By cmitch
Re: This is bad, even from me...

Ate balls in the corner pocket.
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 02-03-2021, 08:29 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 396
Posted By cmitch
Re: USPS box shortage

I've had worse luck with UPS. I cannot count the times they have destroyed a package of mine and claimed it was insufficiently packaged and refused to pay for it. If it cannot be dropped from a 100...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 02-02-2021, 11:46 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 396
Posted By cmitch
Re: USPS box shortage

Every bin was empty and we ordered the small flat rate boxes online at work. 3 weeks out to delivery. Yeah, it is apparent locals dropped the ball.
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 02-02-2021, 10:29 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 396
Posted By cmitch
USPS box shortage

This is unbelieveable. Post office has no priority mail boxes of any size. We order flat rates and was told 3 weeks out. By hook and crook, I procured 3 so far but need 3 more because I've had to...
Forum: Jokes 01-21-2021, 11:28 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 362
Posted By cmitch
Re: Pilot Bragging

Love that story Markum. One of my favs.

Not bragging per se but I’m super good friends with Lt. Col. Ed Yeilding, the holder of the SR71 land speed record coast to coast. He lives in my hometown...
Forum: Jokes 01-05-2021, 09:55 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 497
Posted By cmitch
Re: Jokes for Steve

What does a puppy and a near sighted gynecologist have in common?

Wet noses.
Forum: Jokes 01-05-2021, 09:55 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 497
Posted By cmitch
Jokes for Steve

Wanna know what is 6” long and puts white stuff in your mouth?
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Forum: Jokes 12-12-2020, 01:34 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 988
Posted By cmitch
Re: A couple bonus ones...

There are jokes and then there are Steve jokes.
Forum: Jokes 12-01-2020, 10:46 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 683
Posted By cmitch
Wife in a coma

Man's wife was in a coma for over a year. One day the nurse was cleaning her up and ran the sponge across her private area and she let out a moan. She got excited and got the doctor. Nurse repeated...
Forum: Jokes 12-01-2020, 10:36 AM
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Views: 1,078,853
Posted By cmitch
Re: Funny Pics II

And illegitimate children.
Forum: Jokes 06-04-2020, 09:14 AM
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Views: 1,078,853
Posted By cmitch
Re: Funny Pics II

2020 summed up
Forum: Jokes 06-02-2020, 09:56 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,861
Posted By cmitch
Special diet

A man was deathly ill and in bed. Dr. called.
“We have your test results back. You have AIDS, the clap, and COVID19 all at once.”
“Geez!,” exclaimed the man. “What are you going to do for me?”
The...
Forum: Jokes 06-02-2020, 09:44 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,793
Posted By cmitch
Sex in the workplace

Boss: You had sex with her?
Employee: Well she was beautiful and was laying there naked! What was I supposed to do?
Boss: The autopsy?
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Forum: Jokes 09-10-2019, 10:56 PM
Replies: 5,747
Views: 1,078,853
Posted By cmitch
Re: Funny Pics II

Third world vacations
Forum: Jokes 07-12-2019, 08:47 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 25,229
Posted By cmitch
Re: Laugh-Out-Loud Cats comics coming soon...

Nine years later I still don't get it.:noon
Forum: Jokes 07-12-2019, 08:44 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,277
Posted By cmitch
Watching the fly

Once there was a mountain stream with a fish watching a fly buzzing 6 inches above the water.
The fish thought to himself, "If that fly drops six inches, I'm gonna get that fly and have a most...
Forum: Jokes 05-25-2019, 07:29 PM
Replies: 5,747
Views: 1,078,853
Posted By cmitch
Re: Funny Pics II

When you see it
Forum: Jokes 05-25-2019, 07:28 PM
Replies: 5,747
Views: 1,078,853
Posted By cmitch
Re: Funny Pics II

No, I sense a smoked sausage and two roasted nuts.:r
Forum: Jokes 02-11-2019, 11:12 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,468
Posted By cmitch
Re: A Position To Fill

And relative humidity is sweating while having sex with your sister.:r
Forum: General Discussion 12-27-2018, 11:20 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,491
Posted By cmitch
Re: Richard Overton Dies at Age 112

He had been hospitalized several times in the last year with pneumonia. RIP Mr. Overton.
Forum: Jokes 09-17-2018, 09:46 PM
Replies: 5,747
Views: 1,078,853
Posted By cmitch
Re: Funny Pics II

Hilarious.
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 07-10-2018, 10:57 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 9,088
Posted By cmitch
Re: Avalon Cigars

I'm still able to get some but the last 2 orders have been lanceros:
https://www.jrcigars.com/item/flor-de-gonzalez-cigars/avalon-juke/habano
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