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Forum: Jokes Today, 08:41 AM
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Posted By Steve
Shipwrecked...

A guy gets shipwrecked and washes up on a beach.

The sand is dark red. He can't believe it. The sky is dark red. He walks around a bit and sees there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red...
Forum: Jokes 11-25-2019, 01:57 PM
Replies: 5,470
Views: 886,831
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_16/Pavs%20Dog%20&%20Schrods%20Cat.jpg
Forum: Jokes 11-22-2019, 08:52 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 132
Posted By Steve
For my golfing friends...

Four priests in New York went golfing wearing typical "golfer" outfits. After a while, their caddy asked, "You guys wouldn't be priests by any chance?"

"Actually, yes, we are," one cleric...
Forum: Jokes 11-22-2019, 08:12 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 162
Posted By Steve
Forum: Jokes 11-21-2019, 07:59 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 162
Posted By Steve
Ummm, yea...

I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and,...
Forum: Jokes 11-19-2019, 08:54 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 125
Posted By Steve
Too True!

About a week ago, I saw an Internet column about eliminating paperwork clutter.

Great!

So I printed out the instructions and put them on top of the rest of the stuff on my desk.

Now I can't...
Forum: Jokes 11-13-2019, 02:30 PM
Replies: 5,470
Views: 886,831
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_16/College%20Money.jpg
Forum: Jokes 11-12-2019, 08:06 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 144
Posted By Steve
I can relate...

A lawyer phoned the governor's mansion shortly after midnight. "I need to talk to the governor -- it's an emergency!" exclaimed the lawyer.

After some cajoling, the governor's assistant agreed to...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 11-06-2019, 02:55 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 181
Posted By Steve
Re: http://www.supplements24x7.com/rlz-pills/

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Forum: Jokes 11-06-2019, 11:23 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 178
Posted By Steve
The Lease

A person calls a pet store: "Send me thirty-thousand cockroaches, at once."

Astonished clerk: "What in the world do you want with thirty-thousand cockroaches?"

Caller: "I'm moving out today,...
Forum: Jokes 11-05-2019, 01:11 PM
Replies: 5,470
Views: 886,831
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_16/Scratching%20Post.jpg
Forum: Jokes 11-05-2019, 12:39 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 192
Posted By Steve
Re: As God as my witness

One of my favorites!
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 11-05-2019, 09:33 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 10,278
Posted By Steve
Re: Cigar health issues...do you guys ever worry about it???

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_16/Will%20Work%20for%20Cigars.jpg

:lr:lr
Forum: Jokes 11-05-2019, 09:04 AM
Replies: 5,470
Views: 886,831
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_16/Dog%20the%20Bounty%20Hunter.jpg
Forum: Jokes 11-03-2019, 09:01 AM
Replies: 5,470
Views: 886,831
Posted By Steve
Forum: Jokes 11-01-2019, 02:00 PM
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Views: 886,831
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_16/Sheet%20hits%20the%20Fan.jpg
Forum: Jokes 11-01-2019, 12:05 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 196
Posted By Steve
Re: Not quite a hockey joke

:noon:noon :banger
Forum: Jokes 11-01-2019, 07:56 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 266
Posted By Steve
Back seat flyer?

On a recent flight, an airhead passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all the airhead could see was the blinking wing-tip light and rang for the flight attendant.

"I'm...
Forum: Jokes 11-01-2019, 07:55 AM
Replies: 5,470
Views: 886,831
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

Earl Dibbles Jr.'s twin sister Earlene showed up at my house last night...

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/2019-10-31_Halloween/20191031_185504.jpg
...
Forum: Jokes 10-31-2019, 11:17 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 280
Posted By Steve
In honor of all the retirees out there...

This reminded me of my dad...brought a smile to my heart


Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after he...
Forum: Jokes 10-31-2019, 09:34 AM
Replies: 5,470
Views: 886,831
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_16/Inner%20Child.jpg

No so much a funny picture as a declaration of truth...

:D
Forum: Jokes 10-30-2019, 09:55 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 165
Posted By Steve
Class lecture

"Today," said the college professor, "I will be lecturing about the kidneys,
intestines, pancreas, and the liver."

One med student leaned toward his friend sitting next to him, "Great, we
have...
Forum: Jokes 10-29-2019, 03:44 PM
Replies: 5,470
Views: 886,831
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_16/Rewarding%20Myself.jpg
Forum: Jokes 10-29-2019, 03:38 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 234
Posted By Steve
My good deed for the day...

Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for him...




Bah-dah-bing :noon
Forum: Jokes 10-28-2019, 01:16 PM
Replies: 5,470
Views: 886,831
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

Here ya go...

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_16/Pumpkin%20Pie.jpg
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