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Forum: Jokes Yesterday, 02:14 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 45
Posted By Steve
Job Interview

The interviewer greets the next applicant for the job of night watchman.

His first question is: "What are your qualifications for the job of night watchman?"

The applicant replies, "The...
Forum: Jokes 11-15-2018, 08:26 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 97
Posted By Steve
Confused...

"I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there."

The real question is...how do you get out?
Forum: Jokes 11-14-2018, 11:19 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 74
Posted By Steve
Traveling...

I've been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you...
Forum: General Discussion 11-08-2018, 08:05 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 568
Posted By Steve
Re: Thought for the Day

Hard work is the yeast that raises the dough.
Forum: Jokes 11-08-2018, 08:02 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 239
Posted By Steve
Re: Tom's Scrotum....

:r:r:r

(for the record, I was really scared to open this thread...)
Forum: Jokes 11-08-2018, 08:00 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 157
Posted By Steve
In other words...

I called a friend and asked what he was doing.

He replied that he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel under a constrained environment."

I was impressed...
...
Forum: Jokes 11-07-2018, 08:34 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 116
Posted By Steve
Skydiving Lesson

A man decided to try skydiving. The instructor was telling the class that the main chute should be deployed at 500 feet. If that didn't work be sure to open the backup chute by 400 feet.

One...
Forum: Jokes 11-06-2018, 12:25 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 165
Posted By Steve
Re: Why Study?

:banger:banger
Forum: Jokes 11-06-2018, 09:54 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 165
Posted By Steve
Why Study?

The more I study
The more I know

The more I know
The more I forget

The more I forget
The less I know

So why study?
Forum: General Discussion 11-05-2018, 10:07 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 300
Posted By Steve
Re: Happy Birthday, Bobarian!!!

Happy Birthday Bob!
Forum: Jokes 11-05-2018, 09:57 AM
Replies: 5,195
Views: 715,624
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

At least you know it's not a frozen pig...

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_15/Fresh%20BBQ.png
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 11-05-2018, 09:37 AM
Replies: 7,235
Views: 507,373
Posted By Steve
Re: What cigar did you smoke today VI?

Been enjoying Killer Bees lately...

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Cigars/2018-11-05%2010.32.43.jpg
Forum: General Discussion 10-31-2018, 02:13 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 290
Posted By Steve
Re: All Hail The King!!

https://www.famous-smoke.com/images/main/brandImages/labels/LLK-label.jpg

:noon:noon
Forum: General Discussion 10-31-2018, 12:28 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 290
Posted By Steve
Re: All Hail The King!!

Happy birthday!
Forum: Jokes 10-31-2018, 12:26 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 94
Posted By Steve
Wishes...

A sales rep, an administration clerk and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The genie says, "I usually...
Forum: Jokes 10-31-2018, 10:31 AM
Replies: 5,195
Views: 715,624
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_15/Rollercoaster%20Gag.jpg
Forum: General Discussion 10-25-2018, 01:31 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 661
Posted By Steve
Re: Hb ca!

I see Peter's name pop up on some of my subscribed threads as the original poster and do a double take.
Forum: General Discussion 10-25-2018, 08:20 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 293
Posted By Steve
Re: Happy Birthday Bruins Fan!

Happy birthday John!
Forum: General Discussion 10-24-2018, 10:51 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 661
Posted By Steve
Re: Hb ca!

Time sure flies! Happy Birthday too us!
Forum: Jokes 10-24-2018, 08:59 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 198
Posted By Steve
First day at work...

On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the under-ground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into them.

"What would...
Forum: General Discussion 10-22-2018, 01:25 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 330
Posted By Steve
Forum: General Discussion 10-17-2018, 10:09 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 344
Posted By Steve
Re: 26 years ago...

Brother, I wasn't even on the field...
Forum: General Discussion 10-17-2018, 09:25 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 344
Posted By Steve
Re: 26 years ago...

I can't believe it's almost been a year since we lost her.
Forum: General Discussion 10-17-2018, 09:05 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 344
Posted By Steve
26 years ago...

The first of the two best days of my life...

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/1992-10-17_Steve%20&%20Holly's%20Wedding/Wedding004.jpg
Forum: Jokes 10-16-2018, 03:02 PM
Replies: 5,195
Views: 715,624
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_15/bear%20in%20woods.jpg
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