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Forum: Jokes 10-20-2021, 10:01 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 202
Posted By Steve
Rebellious Son

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, "I'm running away from home!"

The father...
Forum: General Discussion 09-16-2021, 09:25 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 765
Posted By Steve
Re: Happy birthday tsolomon!

Happy birthday Tom!
Forum: General Discussion 09-13-2021, 04:00 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,122
Posted By Steve
Re: R.I.P. Ogre

When I got the call last week it literally took my feet out from under me. I really don't have the words...

Larry was a Man among Men and I will greatly miss messaging and texting back and forth...
Forum: General Discussion 09-13-2021, 03:53 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,195
Posted By Steve
Re: Happy birthday Black Coral!

Happy Birthday John!
Forum: General Discussion 09-07-2021, 08:45 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,277
Posted By Steve
Re: Longknocker 7.0

Happy Belated Birthday Greg!
Forum: General Discussion 09-07-2021, 08:44 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,160
Posted By Steve
Re: STEVE!! (aka "Steve")

Thanks all for the Birthday wishes, I had a great day!
Forum: Good Eats 08-25-2021, 04:09 PM
Replies: 5,337
Views: 823,959
Posted By Steve
Forum: Jokes 08-24-2021, 06:36 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 720
Posted By Steve
What do you get?

Q: What do you get when you mix poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
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Forum: Good Eats 08-20-2021, 06:52 AM
Replies: 5,337
Views: 823,959
Posted By Steve
Forum: Jokes 08-19-2021, 07:35 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 755
Posted By Steve
Forum: Jokes 08-19-2021, 06:28 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 703
Posted By Steve
Wallpapering

A young woman decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her friend next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms...
Forum: Jokes 08-13-2021, 06:28 AM
Replies: 5,785
Views: 1,187,947
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

Good morning!

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_18/Addicted.jpg
Forum: Jokes 08-12-2021, 08:16 AM
Replies: 5,785
Views: 1,187,947
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_18/Peed%20in%20the%20pool.jpeg
Forum: Jokes 08-12-2021, 07:28 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 702
Posted By Steve
Oops...

People you do not want to hear say "OOPS!"

Your surgeon.
Your dentist.
Your nurse.
Your hairdresser.
Your mechanic.
Your gardener.
Your tax accountant.
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Forum: Jokes 08-11-2021, 09:07 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 660
Posted By Steve
Dad Super Power

I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.

You might not believe me, but I saw it with my own eyes.
Forum: Jokes 08-11-2021, 08:06 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 664
Posted By Steve
Clean

When a young man left his dorm and moved into an apartment, he went shopping for cleaning equipment. His cart was loaded with a broom, mop, dust-pan, sponges and a full array of cleaning products.
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Forum: Jokes 08-10-2021, 08:07 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 643
Posted By Steve
Really Tommy...

"I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousin," the mother said. "Where is he?"

"Well," Tommy replied thoughtfully, "if he knows as much about canoeing as he thinks he does, he's out...
Forum: General Discussion 08-09-2021, 12:01 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,637
Posted By Steve
Re: Happy Birthday Rev!

Happy belated birthday Todd!
Forum: Jokes 08-04-2021, 12:26 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 892
Posted By Steve
Forum: General Discussion 08-04-2021, 07:02 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 865
Posted By Steve
Re: OTF Auto Knives

If it's out there, Greg has it... :banger
Forum: Jokes 08-03-2021, 09:35 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 702
Posted By Steve
Breakfast

A guy comes into a coffee shop and places his order: "I want three flat tires and a pair of headlights."

The waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, goes to the kitchen and asks the cook, "This...
Forum: Jokes 07-28-2021, 02:13 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 757
Posted By Steve
Perspective

A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees the light at the end tunnel. A realist sees a freight train. The train driver sees three nincompoops standing on the tracks.
Forum: Jokes 07-28-2021, 09:46 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 747
Posted By Steve
Interns...

Several years ago there was an office intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"

"Just use the copier...
Forum: Jokes 07-26-2021, 07:43 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 807
Posted By Steve
Little Johnny goes to the zoo

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

"So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home....
Forum: Jokes 07-23-2021, 06:23 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 926
Posted By Steve
Duh #2

Doctor: "Have you been drinking fluids?"

Patient: "Jeez Doc, that's literally all I drink."
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