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Forum: Jokes 03-17-2019, 03:41 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 119
Posted By Steve
In honor of St. Paddy's day...

Rim shots provided free of charge.

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Real rocks are too heavy.

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're...
Forum: General Discussion 03-14-2019, 08:52 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 240
Posted By Steve
Re: elderboy35!!

Happy Birthday!
Forum: Jokes 03-13-2019, 09:03 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 142
Posted By Steve
The Lonely Frog

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.

His Personal Psychic Adviser tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know...
Forum: General Discussion 03-12-2019, 07:55 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 337
Posted By Steve
Re: Mac's Memorial information

Thanks for posting this guys. I wish I could make it up there, but it doesn't look good for me. I will be there in spirit, and I will definitely light up a few Maduros Saturday in his honor...

RIP...
Forum: Jokes 03-12-2019, 09:00 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 92
Posted By Steve
Kids...

Mom: "Don't let me ever catch you doing that again!"

Kid: "I'll try, but you're so quiet sometimes."
Forum: General Discussion 03-05-2019, 12:55 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 348
Posted By Steve
Re: You've Got Issues!!!

Happy Birthday Brother!
Forum: Jokes 03-05-2019, 10:36 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 176
Posted By Steve
Hard working son...

A clergyman, walking down a country lane, sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.

"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "Why don't you rest a...
Forum: Jokes 03-04-2019, 10:30 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 179
Posted By Steve
Smart Cabbie

Two cab drivers met.

"Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"

"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see...
Forum: Jokes 02-28-2019, 08:59 PM
Replies: 5,292
Views: 776,772
Posted By Steve
Forum: Jokes 02-21-2019, 07:21 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 274
Posted By Steve
Thanks Boss!!!

John goes to see his supervisor in the front office.

"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving...
Forum: Jokes 02-20-2019, 12:01 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 256
Posted By Steve
Re: Shaving trick...

I see what you did there Jeff!!! :lr
Forum: Jokes 02-20-2019, 09:06 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 256
Posted By Steve
Shaving trick...

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut.

He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden...
Forum: Jokes 02-18-2019, 10:45 AM
Replies: 5,292
Views: 776,772
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

bahahahahah!!!
Forum: Jokes 02-12-2019, 02:26 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 251
Posted By Steve
The Gifts...

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.

The first said, "I built a big house for our...
Forum: Wine, Beer, and Spirits 02-08-2019, 02:14 PM
Replies: 1,706
Views: 215,585
Posted By Steve
Re: The Bourbon Thread!!

I like bourbon... ;)
Forum: General Discussion 02-04-2019, 04:17 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 479
Posted By Steve
Forum: Jokes 02-01-2019, 10:15 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 641
Posted By Steve
Forum: Jokes 02-01-2019, 10:13 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 258
Posted By Steve
I Need a Raise...

I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise.

My boss asked, "What companies?"

Gas, water and electricity.
Forum: Jokes 01-28-2019, 02:08 PM
Replies: 5,292
Views: 776,772
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_16/Cow%20Milking%20Lessons.png
Forum: Jokes 01-28-2019, 01:21 PM
Replies: 5,292
Views: 776,772
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_16/Nobody%20Knew%20Why.jpg
Forum: General Discussion 01-28-2019, 12:59 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 479
Posted By Steve
Re: mass mail sending

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_15/Butt%20Out%202.jpg
Forum: Jokes 01-22-2019, 08:44 AM
Replies: 5,292
Views: 776,772
Posted By Steve
Re: Funny Pics II

Yup, I was stuck behind him this morning... ;(
Forum: Jokes 01-18-2019, 09:26 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 301
Posted By Steve
The kid...

After ten years a wife started to think their kid looked kind of strange, so she had a DNA test done. When the test came back, it indicated that the child was not theirs. When she told her husband,...
Forum: Jokes 01-15-2019, 07:53 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 243
Posted By Steve
Shrooms

While hiking in the country, Susan and her friend Eve spotted a huge bed of
mushrooms that they knew were edible. They gathered a large basket full and
sauteed them that night. Susan's husband Phil...
Forum: Jokes 01-11-2019, 02:31 PM
Replies: 5,292
Views: 776,772
Posted By Steve
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