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Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-20-2021, 11:20 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 256
Posted By cmitch
Re: Type 2 Diabetes and Cigars

My 15 yo daughter is a hybrid diabetic. That means she has insulin dependence of type 1 with insulin resistance of type 2. We treat the type 2 side with metformin which she said has noticeably...
Forum: Jokes 03-31-2021, 08:02 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 274
Posted By cmitch
For the Rev

A minister announced that he would be preparing a sermon on lying the following week and asked the congregation, "I would like you all to read the entire chapter of Mark 17 in preparation for next...
Forum: General Discussion 03-26-2021, 02:27 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,432
Posted By cmitch
Re: Finance - Which to pay first?

I just seen the thread so I am not able to give retroactive advice. However, paying principal only payments on a longer term loan will benefit you way more. You are smart to add extra payments to...
Forum: General Discussion 03-16-2021, 08:45 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 354
Posted By cmitch
Re: Yo Vin!

Wait til she gets a hold of one of them Africanized colonies. She'll wish she had a bee suit. Those barstards don't play!
Forum: Jokes 03-14-2021, 04:52 PM
Replies: 5,756
Views: 1,099,027
Posted By cmitch
Forum: Jokes 03-10-2021, 08:42 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 412
Posted By cmitch
Another joke for Steve

I’ve been reading about the Greek philosopher Mediocrites. You know, he was the one that always said, “Not perfect but good enuff.” He was killed in the middle of the road.
Forum: General Discussion 03-08-2021, 07:26 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 508
Posted By cmitch
Re: stupid advertising

The masses: "You have a filthy mind!"
jonnumberone: "But you're the ones showing me the dirty picture!"
Forum: Jokes 02-10-2021, 10:41 AM
Replies: 5,756
Views: 1,099,027
Posted By cmitch
Re: Funny Pics II

Should it have not said 50+ times??
Forum: General Discussion 02-07-2021, 10:04 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,348
Posted By cmitch
Re: This could have been bad...

Possibly texting? There are a bunch of crazies around here who think they can text and drive. I am so glad to hear they’re okay.
Forum: Jokes 02-03-2021, 12:59 PM
Replies: 5,756
Views: 1,099,027
Posted By cmitch
Re: Funny Pics II

Speaking of packing
Forum: Jokes 02-03-2021, 12:55 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 647
Posted By cmitch
Re: This is bad, even from me...

Ate balls in the corner pocket.
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 02-03-2021, 07:29 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 888
Posted By cmitch
Re: USPS box shortage

I've had worse luck with UPS. I cannot count the times they have destroyed a package of mine and claimed it was insufficiently packaged and refused to pay for it. If it cannot be dropped from a 100...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 02-02-2021, 10:46 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 888
Posted By cmitch
Re: USPS box shortage

Every bin was empty and we ordered the small flat rate boxes online at work. 3 weeks out to delivery. Yeah, it is apparent locals dropped the ball.
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 02-02-2021, 09:29 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 888
Posted By cmitch
USPS box shortage

This is unbelieveable. Post office has no priority mail boxes of any size. We order flat rates and was told 3 weeks out. By hook and crook, I procured 3 so far but need 3 more because I've had to...
Forum: Jokes 01-21-2021, 10:28 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 640
Posted By cmitch
Re: Pilot Bragging

Love that story Markum. One of my favs.

Not bragging per se but I’m super good friends with Lt. Col. Ed Yeilding, the holder of the SR71 land speed record coast to coast. He lives in my hometown...
Forum: Jokes 01-05-2021, 08:55 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 732
Posted By cmitch
Re: Jokes for Steve

What does a puppy and a near sighted gynecologist have in common?

Wet noses.
Forum: Jokes 01-05-2021, 08:55 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 732
Posted By cmitch
Jokes for Steve

Wanna know what is 6” long and puts white stuff in your mouth?
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Forum: Jokes 12-12-2020, 12:34 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,271
Posted By cmitch
Re: A couple bonus ones...

There are jokes and then there are Steve jokes.
Forum: Jokes 12-01-2020, 09:46 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 919
Posted By cmitch
Wife in a coma

Man's wife was in a coma for over a year. One day the nurse was cleaning her up and ran the sponge across her private area and she let out a moan. She got excited and got the doctor. Nurse repeated...
Forum: Jokes 12-01-2020, 09:36 AM
Replies: 5,756
Views: 1,099,027
Posted By cmitch
Re: Funny Pics II

And illegitimate children.
Forum: Jokes 06-04-2020, 08:14 AM
Replies: 5,756
Views: 1,099,027
Posted By cmitch
Re: Funny Pics II

2020 summed up
Forum: Jokes 06-02-2020, 08:56 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,197
Posted By cmitch
Special diet

A man was deathly ill and in bed. Dr. called.
“We have your test results back. You have AIDS, the clap, and COVID19 all at once.”
“Geez!,” exclaimed the man. “What are you going to do for me?”
The...
Forum: Jokes 06-02-2020, 08:44 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,096
Posted By cmitch
Sex in the workplace

Boss: You had sex with her?
Employee: Well she was beautiful and was laying there naked! What was I supposed to do?
Boss: The autopsy?
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Forum: Jokes 09-10-2019, 09:56 PM
Replies: 5,756
Views: 1,099,027
Posted By cmitch
Re: Funny Pics II

Third world vacations
Forum: Jokes 07-12-2019, 07:47 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 26,294
Posted By cmitch
Re: Laugh-Out-Loud Cats comics coming soon...

Nine years later I still don't get it.:noon
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