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Forum: Jokes 03-30-2021, 11:28 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,475
Posted By retired
silent

An elderly couple were in church. The wife leaned over and whispered to her husband, "I just let out a long silent fart... what should I do?"


The husband replied, "Replace the batteries in your...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 03-30-2021, 11:26 AM
Replies: 680
Views: 839,061
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Esmeralda Bay (1989) Robert Forster, George Kennedy
https://i.imgur.com/GQPy3JT.jpg

Fit to Kill (1993) Dona Speir, Roberta Vasquez
https://i.imgur.com/HTK5v3R.jpg
Forum: Jokes 03-29-2021, 07:42 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,447
Posted By retired
Paddy

Paddy McCoy, an elderly farmer, recently received a letter from the Department of Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 03-29-2021, 07:40 AM
Replies: 680
Views: 839,061
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Black Cat, White Cat (1998) Bajram Severdzan, Srdjan 'Zika' Todorovic
https://i.imgur.com/mekRnjt.jpg
Romany

Joshua (1976) Fred Williamson, Cal Bartlett
https://i.imgur.com/NmFewc0.jpg
Forum: Jokes 03-28-2021, 10:47 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 2,327
Posted By retired
Who wants to read me a book

https://i.imgur.com/DuE5hlm.jpg
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 03-28-2021, 10:45 AM
Replies: 680
Views: 839,061
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Utah Blaine (1957) Rory Calhoun
https://i.imgur.com/tlsAmcO.jpg

The Silver Whip (1953) Rory Calhoun, Robert Wagner, Dale Robertson
https://i.imgur.com/1beHvNg.jpg
Forum: Accessory Discussion / Reviews 03-27-2021, 09:24 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 13,964
Posted By retired
Re: Removing Smell

soak a piece of paper towel with vinegar and close
leave it in for a couple days
remove the paper and thoroughly wash out the container
leave it open for a couple more days
done
Forum: Jokes 03-27-2021, 09:10 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 2,413
Posted By retired
What religion are bears?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found...
Forum: Jokes 03-27-2021, 09:09 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,411
Posted By retired
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 03-27-2021, 08:58 AM
Replies: 680
Views: 839,061
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Morons from Outer Space (1985) Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones
https://i.imgur.com/vlDzleb.jpg

Antarctica (1995) Ariadna Gil, Carlos Fuentes
https://i.imgur.com/7rTAMWq.jpg
Spanish no, not that...
Forum: Jokes 03-26-2021, 08:31 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,327
Posted By retired
Forum: Jokes 03-26-2021, 08:24 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 2,194
Posted By retired
Hunting gone wrong

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells....
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 03-26-2021, 08:21 AM
Replies: 680
Views: 839,061
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Thunder in the City (1937) Edward G. Robinson, Nigel Bruce
https://i.imgur.com/33OIZYj.jpg

Exiled (2006) Nick Cheung
https://i.imgur.com/crMeUAj.jpg
Cantonese
Forum: General Discussion 03-25-2021, 02:03 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 16,530
Posted By retired
Re: Finance - Which to pay first?

Where do these prison escapees come from? Bots Wanna?
Forum: General Discussion 03-25-2021, 01:59 PM
Replies: 4,752
Views: 2,450,108
Posted By retired
Re: Good morning Post and sports update

Anybody got a number to call?
Forum: General Discussion 03-25-2021, 01:56 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 5,102
Posted By retired
Re: Give a Hoot(ie)!

:chr Have a yee-haw B'Day
Forum: Jokes 03-25-2021, 07:23 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,151
Posted By retired
Celebrate

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 03-25-2021, 07:17 AM
Replies: 680
Views: 839,061
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

The Aerial (2007) Alejandro Urdapilleta
https://i.imgur.com/Vt7OcMa.jpg
Spanish

Knockin' on Heaven's Door (1997) Til Schweiger, Jan Josef Liefers
https://i.imgur.com/t1LLSpb.jpg
German
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 03-24-2021, 05:09 PM
Replies: 680
Views: 839,061
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Ferry to Hong Kong (1959) Curd Jürgens, Orson Welles
https://i.imgur.com/kLCABte.jpg

Bad Blonde (1953) Barbara Payton, Frederick Valk
https://i.imgur.com/72FjICa.jpg
aka The Flanagan Boy
Forum: Jokes 03-24-2021, 07:48 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,955
Posted By retired
Jack

Jack woke up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas party. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 03-24-2021, 07:36 AM
Replies: 680
Views: 839,061
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Winston Churchill - A Giant in the Century (2015) documentary biography
https://i.imgur.com/gfWURSy.jpg

Bitter Rice (1949) Vittorio Gassman, Doris Dowling
https://i.imgur.com/t4JXJ7b.jpg...
Forum: Jokes 03-23-2021, 09:58 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,513
Posted By retired
Lost!

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 03-23-2021, 09:50 AM
Replies: 680
Views: 839,061
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Last Call 2021 Jeremy Piven, Taryn Manning, Bruce Dern
https://i.imgur.com/aWy3VIX.jpg

Ten Minutes Older - The Cello (2002) Amit Rayani
https://i.imgur.com/MWemStF.jpg
Forum: Jokes 03-22-2021, 09:19 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,545
Posted By retired
Computer Diagnosis

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 03-22-2021, 09:04 AM
Replies: 680
Views: 839,061
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Stars and Stripes Forever (1952) Clifton Webb, Robert Wagner
https://i.imgur.com/YibFUIw.jpg

The Magic Christian (1969) Peter Sellers, Ringo Starr
https://i.imgur.com/5kdb8t2.jpg
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