Forum: Jokes
01-28-2022, 08:27 AM
|
|
Replies: 4
Views: 35,458
Where was Jesus born?
A handyman was working for a temple in Allentown, PA, had asked for a raise and was turned down. He decided to quit and went out to look for work.
First he went to a Catholic church and was told...
|
|
Forum: Jokes
01-26-2022, 10:42 AM
|
|
Replies: 6
Views: 33,688
Songs
Daughter: Alexa, play Let It Go.
Dad: When I was your age, I had to call a radio station, wait on hold for 30 minutes to request a song, then sit by my boom box for an hour for my song to play...
|
|
Forum: Jokes
01-24-2022, 04:39 PM
|
|
Replies: 3
Views: 32,035
Duh...
A parts manager for a small tool repair shop, had occasion to order part No. 669 from the factory. But when he received it he noticed that someone had sent part No. 699 instead.
Furious at the...
|
|
Forum: Jokes
01-21-2022, 11:50 AM
|
|
Replies: 2
Views: 31,313
Late
A young boy came to Sunday school late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong.
The boy replied that he was going to go fishing, but his dad told him...
|
|
Forum: Jokes
01-19-2022, 07:31 AM
|
|
Replies: 4
Views: 31,936
Ba-Da-Bing
I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail. But you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
|
|
Forum: General Discussion
01-13-2022, 02:19 PM
|
|
Replies: 12
Views: 3,326
13 years and still kicking...
I may be spleanless, but I'm alive!
http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=8446
Moral of this story, if you get hurt, get checked out!
|
|
Forum: Jokes
01-13-2022, 08:07 AM
|
|
Replies: 8
Views: 32,269
Take Out
Last night we ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
I thought what on earth is that? Has...
|
|
Forum: General Discussion
01-06-2022, 04:14 PM
|
|
Replies: 27
Views: 7,211
|
|
Forum: General Discussion
01-06-2022, 10:03 AM
|
|
Replies: 26
Views: 7,690
|
|
Forum: Jokes
12-29-2021, 10:58 AM
|
|
Replies: 4
Views: 6,830
An oldie but goodie!
Once there was a little boy playing around his house. He was twirling around, and suddenly, he knocked over the outhouse. Frightened that he would be caught, he ran into the woods and didn't come out...
|
|
Forum: General Discussion
12-29-2021, 07:59 AM
|
|
Replies: 24
Views: 7,320
|
|
Forum: General Discussion
12-27-2021, 09:25 AM
|
|
Replies: 23
Views: 6,637
|
|
Forum: Jokes
12-21-2021, 07:25 AM
|
|
Replies: 4
Views: 6,933
Second Grade Johnny
A second grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was, and he replied, "I'm too smart for the second grade, my sister is in the third grade...
|
|
Forum: Jokes
12-08-2021, 07:33 AM
|
|
Replies: 5
Views: 7,240
|
|
Forum: Jokes
12-07-2021, 10:06 AM
|
|
Replies: 5
Views: 7,240
Rules of Life
The Three Unwritten Rules of Life are:
1._______________________________
2. _______________________________
3.________________________________
|
|
Forum: Jokes
11-18-2021, 01:26 PM
|
|
Replies: 5
Views: 6,304
|
|
Forum: Jokes
11-18-2021, 09:20 AM
|
|
Replies: 8
Views: 6,575
Prom...
http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_19/Prom.jpg
|
|
Forum: General Discussion
11-18-2021, 09:18 AM
|
|
Replies: 11
Views: 3,916
|
|
Forum: General Discussion
11-15-2021, 09:58 AM
|
|
Replies: 19
Views: 4,948
|
|
Forum: General Discussion
11-08-2021, 02:32 PM
|
|
Replies: 19
Views: 4,948
|
|
Forum: General Discussion
11-08-2021, 12:19 PM
|
|
Replies: 19
Views: 4,948
Re: Time for a change...
Thanks Bob
Just to clarify, I'm not looking for particular info on insurance, etc in so much as info on making life changes in general.
TIA
|
|
Forum: General Discussion
11-08-2021, 10:37 AM
|
|
Replies: 19
Views: 4,948
Time for a change...
Do to several factors, I think it's time for a change in my life. I have been working in the same industry for 38 years and it is getting harder every day to get up, put on a smile and do the same...
|
|
Forum: Jokes
10-20-2021, 11:01 AM
|
|
Replies: 2
Views: 6,236
Rebellious Son
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, "I'm running away from home!"
The father...
|
|
Forum: General Discussion
09-16-2021, 10:25 AM
|
|
Replies: 18
Views: 5,405
|
|
Forum: General Discussion
09-13-2021, 05:00 PM
|
|
Replies: 40
Views: 18,836
Re: R.I.P. Ogre
When I got the call last week it literally took my feet out from under me. I really don't have the words...
Larry was a Man among Men and I will greatly miss messaging and texting back and forth...
|
