Forum: Jokes
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05-06-2016, 10:00 PM
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07-31-2015, 12:37 PM
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Forum: Jokes
07-23-2015, 10:18 AM
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Re: Your earworm is ...
This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into...
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Forum: Jokes
06-17-2015, 09:24 AM
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Re: Your earworm is ...
holy cow this is the first one that has actually got stuck in my head hearing the lyrics, thankfully i have it on my phone…
It's a dead man's party
Who could ask for more
Everybody's comin',...
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Forum: Jokes
12-02-2014, 09:53 AM
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Re: Your earworm is ...
Ridin' down the highway
Goin' to a show
Stop in all the byways
Playin' rock 'n' roll
Gettin' robbed
Gettin' stoned
Gettin' beat up
Broken boned
Gettin' had
Gettin' took
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Forum: Jokes
12-01-2014, 03:35 PM
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Views: 138,573
Re: Your earworm is ...
:r
Breathe out
So I can breathe you in
Hold you in
And now
I know you've always been
Out of your head
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Forum: Jokes
11-28-2014, 08:53 PM
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Re: Your earworm is ...
Do you remember the
21st night of September?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away
and for you youngsters ... to really hammer the point home I give you Earth,...
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Forum: Jokes
11-01-2014, 10:34 PM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Re: Your earworm is ...
Lunatic Fringe - I know you're out there
You're in hiding, and you hold your meetings
I can hear you coming, and I know what you're after
We're wise to you this time we won't let you kill the...
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Forum: Jokes
10-24-2014, 09:24 AM
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Views: 138,573
Re: Your earworm is ...
He was born on a summer day, 1951
And with the slap of a hand
He had landed as an only son
His mother and father said "what a lovely boy"
We'll teach him what we learned
Ah yes, just what we...
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Forum: Jokes
10-21-2014, 01:17 PM
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Views: 138,573
Re: Your earworm is ...
When I'm tired and thinking cold
I hide in my music, forget the day
And dream of a girl I used to know
I closed my eyes and she slipped away
She slipped away……
It's more than a feeling, when I...
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Forum: Jokes
06-04-2014, 07:45 PM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Re: Your earworm is ...
he could play that guitar just like ringing a bell... go johnny go go go ...
yup that one stuck
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Forum: Jokes
06-03-2014, 08:29 PM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Re: Your earworm is ...
A modern day warrior
Mean, mean stride
Today's Tom Sawyer
Mean, mean pride
Though his mind is not for rent
Don't put him down as arrogant
He reserves the quiet defense
Riding out the day's...
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Forum: Jokes
05-20-2014, 04:38 PM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Re: Your earworm is ...
Great now I have Dave's rambling stuck in my head :r
I'm falling down a spiral, destination unknown
A double-crossed messenger, all alone
I can't get no connection, can't get through,...
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Forum: Jokes
05-17-2014, 04:26 PM
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Replies: 553
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Forum: Jokes
05-09-2014, 09:35 AM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Re: Your earworm is ...
Whooo whoooo
This here's a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue
Two young lovers with nothin' better to do
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube
And here is what happened when...
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Forum: Jokes
05-07-2014, 04:16 PM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Re: Your earworm is ...
Out on the road today, I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac
A little voice inside my head said, "Don't look back. You can never look back"
I thought I knew what love was
What did I know?
Those...
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Forum: Jokes
05-06-2014, 12:29 PM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
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Forum: Jokes
05-05-2014, 09:49 AM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
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Forum: Jokes
05-04-2014, 11:34 AM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Re: Your earworm is ...
Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl,
But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show
Now it's a disco, but not for Lola,
Still in dress she used to wear,
Faded feathers in her hair
She...
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