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Forum: Jokes 12-02-2014, 09:56 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

I was just listening to this.
One of the greatest ROCK and ROLL bands of all TIME!


Sometimes I think this woman is kinda hot
Sometimes I think this woman is sometimes not
Puts me down
Fool...
Forum: Jokes 07-22-2014, 01:03 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

Lots of people talkin', few of them know, soul of a woman was created below!
Forum: Jokes 07-13-2014, 07:19 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me any time...
Forum: Jokes 06-19-2014, 05:32 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

You get up every morning
From your 'larm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
Forum: Jokes 06-12-2014, 04:54 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

If I had a million dollars...
If I had a million dollars
Forum: Jokes 06-11-2014, 06:28 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

Well we got no choice
All the girls and boys
Makin all that noise
'Cause they found new toys
Well we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag
If that don't suit ya
That's a drag
Forum: Jokes 06-11-2014, 06:25 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

My chick bad
My chick hood
My chick do stuff dat yo' chick wish she could
Forum: Jokes 06-09-2014, 11:54 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

I'm travelin' down the road,
I'm flirtin' with disaster.
I've got the pedal to the floor,
My life is running faster.
I'm out of money, I'm out of hope,
It looks like self destruction.
Well how...
Forum: Jokes 06-06-2014, 08:08 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
Forum: Jokes 06-06-2014, 09:12 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

Just listen to the rhythm of the falling rain.....
Forum: Jokes 06-06-2014, 06:42 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

I must admit
I can't explain
Any of these thoughts racing
Through my brain

It's true
Baby I'm howlin' for you
Forum: Jokes 06-06-2014, 06:38 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

My friend Harvey married Tracey McCall,
By Christ she was a scary old doll.
A voice out of hell and a temper to boot,
Arms like a navvy and a face like dried fruit.

...
Forum: Jokes 06-03-2014, 06:25 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

Oh my darlin
knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
twice on the pipe if the answer is no
oh my sweetness
means you'll meet me in the hallway
twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show
Forum: Jokes 05-13-2014, 04:40 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

She was a fast machine she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs
Forum: Jokes 05-09-2014, 08:23 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

One more for the evening

Darling, you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be there till the end of time
So you gotta let me know
Should I stay or...
Forum: Jokes 05-09-2014, 08:17 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find...
Forum: Jokes 05-09-2014, 10:08 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter and sing for the tear
Sing with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow the good Lord'll take you away
Forum: Jokes 05-09-2014, 05:28 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate..............
Forum: Jokes 05-06-2014, 08:46 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a btcih ain’t one
Forum: Jokes 05-06-2014, 04:58 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

There she was just a walking down the street...
Singing.... Doo Wah Ditty Ditty Dum Ditty Doo
Forum: Jokes 05-05-2014, 08:04 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark...
Forum: Jokes 05-02-2014, 09:40 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,569
Posted By kugie
Re: Your earworm is ...

A Sailor went to Sea sea sea...
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