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Forum: Jokes 09-06-2019, 06:05 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

The woman was a dream I had
Though rather hard to keep
For when my eyes were watching hers, they closed, and I was still asleep

For when my hand was holding hers
She whispered words and I awoke...
Forum: Jokes 08-26-2016, 06:00 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

Father McKenzie, writing the words
Of a sermon that no one will hear
No one comes near
Look at him working, darning his socks
In the night when there's nobody there
What does he care
Forum: Jokes 07-11-2016, 09:29 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
You're gonna go far, fly high,
You're never gonna die,
You're gonna make it if you try;
They're gonna love you.
Well I've always had a deep respect, ...
Forum: Jokes 07-31-2015, 09:05 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

I hear the music daylight disc
Three men in black said, "Don't report this...
Ascension," and that's all they said
Sickness now the hour of dread
Forum: Jokes 06-09-2015, 08:19 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

I was just listening to that today, Tom! I love the version from Live Bullet.


Sittin' in the gutter with my head wrapped in my hands
I've been drinkin' all night, and I just can't stand the...
Forum: Jokes 05-06-2015, 12:10 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

Come inside, the show's about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
Greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth
You've got to see the show, it's a...
Forum: Jokes 05-02-2015, 01:02 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

Hey man, what's the plan, what was that you said?
Sun-tanned, drink in hand, lying there in bed.
I try to socialize but I can't seem to find
What I was looking for, got something on my mind.
Forum: Jokes 11-28-2014, 09:17 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

Well the first days are the hardest days, don't you worry any more,
Cause when life looks like easy street, there is danger at your door.
Forum: Jokes 11-02-2014, 08:12 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

Oh mama, I'm in fear for my life
From the long arm of the law
Forum: Jokes 09-10-2014, 02:13 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

Lonely feeling, deep inside
Find a corner, where I can hide
Silent footsteps, crowding me
Sudden darkness, but I can see
Forum: Jokes 08-17-2014, 09:12 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

I went back to my mother
I said I'm crazy ma, help me
She said "I know how it feels, son
'Cause it runs in the family."
Forum: Jokes 07-22-2014, 05:06 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

I was cutting a rug down at a placed called the jug
With a girl named Linda Lu
When in walked a man with a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you-know-who.
Forum: Jokes 07-13-2014, 03:46 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

I'm sailing away
Set an open course, for the virgin sea
Forum: Jokes 07-13-2014, 11:35 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

Great tune!

Well I did get into town about an hour ago
Took a look around to see which way the wind blow
Forum: Jokes 07-11-2014, 11:26 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

Though I try...
And I try
And I try
And I try
I can't get no...
Hey hey hey
Forum: Jokes 06-29-2014, 10:02 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

And if I say to you tomorrow
Take my hand child, come with me
Forum: Jokes 06-27-2014, 05:35 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

Take me across the water
'Cause I need some place to hide
I done the rancher's daughter, lord
And I sure did hurt his pride, heh heh
Forum: Jokes 06-26-2014, 09:47 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

She came in through the bathroom window
Protected by her silver spoon
Forum: Jokes 06-26-2014, 08:14 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he...
Forum: Jokes 06-19-2014, 01:58 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

Another suburban family morning
Grandmother screaming at the wall
Forum: Jokes 06-18-2014, 09:11 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

I get up at seven, yeah
And I go to work at nine
I got no time for livin', yeah
I'm working all the time
Forum: Jokes 06-16-2014, 09:12 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

Big man, pig man
Ha ha, charade you are
Forum: Jokes 06-16-2014, 05:35 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

Welcome back, my friends
To the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come inside, come inside
Forum: Jokes 06-11-2014, 06:33 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

Lord, I just can't go out the door
'Cause there's a man down there
Might be your man, I don't know
Forum: Jokes 06-10-2014, 10:25 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,573
Posted By Porch Dweller
Re: Your earworm is ...

Da doo doo doo
Da daa daa daa
Is all I want to say to you
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