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Forum: Jokes 02-08-2017, 08:12 AM
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Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

:noon

Let's pee in the corner....let's pee in the spotlight!
Forum: Jokes 10-20-2015, 10:50 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

They tell you not to hang around and learn what life's about
And grow up just like them - won't you let it work it out
- and you're full of doubt
Forum: Jokes 08-05-2015, 08:46 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

The women I've known I wouldn't let tie my shoe
They wouldn't give you the time of day
Forum: Jokes 08-04-2015, 06:53 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

Don't think it was ignited from something posted above, but at any rate, this is burning a hole in my head:

I stepped up on the platform
The man gave me the news
He said "You must be joking son...
Forum: Jokes 07-31-2015, 12:58 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

^ Never seen that. When it started, I planned to hate it...my plan failed. Two thumbs up
Forum: Jokes 07-31-2015, 10:31 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

I'm thankful you didn't say Rod Stewart.


When I first read it, my head jumped all over:

Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain...
Forum: Jokes 07-31-2015, 10:18 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

I know this is about the lyrics, but in your head is it the Who or Elton John singing them? It actually changes the direction my head takes...
Forum: Jokes 07-23-2015, 10:58 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

Like father, stepfather, the son is drowning in the flood
Forum: Jokes 04-30-2015, 09:44 AM
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Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

Well, I feel so good, everything is sounding hot,
Better take it easy, 'cause the place is on fire,
Been a hard day and I don't know what to do,
Wait a minute, baby, it could happen to you.
Forum: Jokes 04-30-2015, 05:30 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

Thanks, Tom! That's a favorite that I'll be glad to have burrowing throughout the morning.
Forum: Jokes 03-24-2015, 07:41 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

Love it!!!

Realization! There's no easy way to be free!! It's a hard, hard world......I'm a soldier at 63
Forum: Jokes 03-23-2015, 03:47 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

This one's back in my head again...for the past week or so. Must have been used in a show recently....maybe The Americans?
Forum: Jokes 12-02-2014, 11:13 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

I think I want Louie back...due to unforseen circumstances, he's been replaced by

Ducks say quack
and fish go blub
and the seal goes ow ow ow ow ow

But theres one sound
That no one knows
Forum: Jokes 12-02-2014, 10:52 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

She was black as the night
Louie was whiter than white
Danger, danger when you taste brown sugar
Louie fell in love overnight
Forum: Jokes 10-24-2014, 01:22 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

Enjoyed that. However, as much as I 'appreciate' the Allman Brothers, I guiltily admit that I rarely get through 2 songs before I find that I'm looking for something from Marshall Tucker or the...
Forum: Jokes 10-24-2014, 11:19 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

Thanks, Tom. Took the same trip at your 'suggestion'. Almost wished I'd listened to T-Bone Walker 4 times instead. Much as I like the other four guys, I think his is by far the best version....to...
Forum: Jokes 09-10-2014, 02:39 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

Funny the way my warped mind works. I instantly knew Porch's song. And it even rattled around for a while...along with These Eyes. But here's where it gets crazy....I was hearing your lyrics,...
Forum: Jokes 08-18-2014, 07:57 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

Ever since Lauren Bacall died I got this crap bouncing around my head and can't get rid of it:

"We had it all
Just like Bogie and Bacall
Starring in our old late, late show
Sailing away to...
Forum: Jokes 07-22-2014, 08:06 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

The women I've known I wouldn't let tie my shoe
They wouldn't give you the time of day
But the slit eyed lady knocked me off my feet
God I was glad I found her


....women I've known I wouldn't...
Forum: Jokes 06-12-2014, 08:35 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

He's got this dream about buying some land
He's gonna give up the booze and the one-night stands
And then he'll settle down
In some quiet little town
And forget about everything
Forum: Jokes 06-10-2014, 11:37 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Forum: Jokes 06-10-2014, 10:54 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

:banger

No easy way to be free!!! :noon
Forum: Jokes 06-06-2014, 01:49 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

It ain't the first time baby
Baby it wont be the last
I'd better get the boys round
And do some drinkin fast
Forum: Jokes 06-06-2014, 01:23 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

Early in the morning, risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet
Forum: Jokes 06-06-2014, 09:28 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,532
Posted By dave
Re: Your earworm is ...

Some days, sure :) But, it's approaching Fathers' Day and that's the one of only very few songs I remember my dad ever singing....thanks
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