Forum: Jokes
02-21-2024, 07:17 AM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
Re: Your earworm is ...
'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Ain't touched a drink all night
I'm feeling hungry, can't see the reason
Just ate a horse meat pie
Yeah, when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog...
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Forum: Jokes
02-20-2024, 01:17 PM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
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Forum: Jokes
02-20-2024, 07:39 AM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
Re: Your earworm is ...
Yeah, you got satin shoes
Yeah, you got plastic boots
Y'all got cocaine eyes
Yeah, you got speed freak jive, now
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Forum: Jokes
01-05-2024, 02:29 PM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
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Forum: Jokes
10-16-2023, 08:16 AM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
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Forum: Jokes
10-14-2023, 09:08 AM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
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Forum: Jokes
10-06-2023, 08:01 AM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
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Forum: Jokes
10-05-2023, 08:53 AM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
Re: Your earworm is ...
When I get older losing my hair
Many years from now
Will you still be sending me a Valentine
Birthday greetings, bottle of wine?
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Forum: Jokes
07-26-2023, 02:17 PM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
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Forum: Jokes
07-26-2023, 02:16 PM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
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Forum: Jokes
07-26-2023, 09:24 AM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
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Forum: Jokes
09-26-2022, 12:18 PM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
Re: Your earworm is ...
Words you say
Never seem to live up to the ones inside your head
The lives we make
Never seem to ever get us anywhere but dead
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Forum: Jokes
03-30-2022, 11:09 AM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
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Forum: Jokes
03-10-2022, 08:54 AM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
Re: Your earworm is ...
I hear her voice, in the mornin' hour she calls me
Radio reminds me of my home far away
Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin'
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
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Forum: Jokes
03-10-2022, 08:53 AM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
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Forum: Jokes
01-01-2022, 09:18 AM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
Re: Your earworm is ...
You make me dizzy running circles in my head
One of these days I'll chase you down
Well look who's going crazy now
We're face to face my friend
Better get out, better get out
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Forum: Jokes
09-20-2021, 06:22 PM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
Re: Your earworm is ...
A simple man and his blushing bride
Intravenous, intertwined
Hearts gone cold your hands were tied
Why'd you have to go and let it die?
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Forum: Jokes
09-14-2021, 07:03 PM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
Re: Your earworm is ...
Thought you'd never miss me 'til I got a fat city address
Non-stop talker, what a rocker
Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress
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Forum: Jokes
09-03-2021, 09:00 AM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
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Forum: Jokes
09-01-2021, 11:09 AM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
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Forum: Jokes
04-11-2021, 02:05 PM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
Re: Your earworm is ...
I'm 'enery the Eighth I am
'enery the Eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an 'enery ('enery)
She wouldn't have a Willy...
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Forum: Jokes
04-01-2021, 03:39 PM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
Re: Your earworm is ...
....I think you move me
But I wanna know for sure
So come on and hold me tight
You move me.....
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Forum: Jokes
04-01-2021, 08:44 AM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
Re: Your earworm is ...
Now Papa might grin.
Drink a little taste of gin.
Bet his last ten
On a little game of skins.
Hit me!
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Forum: Jokes
04-01-2021, 08:42 AM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
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Forum: Jokes
03-31-2021, 05:18 PM
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Replies: 553
Views: 138,552
Re: Your earworm is ...
I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
I really love to watch them roll
No longer riding on the merry-go-round
I just had to let it go
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