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Forum: Jokes 02-20-2024, 10:49 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin', it's pretty pleasin'
Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug
Out in the muskrat land
And they shimmy
Sam is...
Forum: Jokes 01-05-2024, 02:23 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

https://youtu.be/GchgAvD1fxA?si=TKc7A87REDSHBJsS
Forum: Jokes 10-15-2023, 10:58 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know, the last one to show
I was the last one you thought you'd see there…
Forum: Jokes 10-05-2023, 09:53 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

Who can turn the world on with her smile?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well it's you girl, and you should know it
With each glance and every little...
Forum: Jokes 10-03-2021, 09:50 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

Everybody knows
A little place like Kokomo
Now if you wanna go
To get away from it all
Go down to Kokomo
Forum: Jokes 09-20-2021, 03:03 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

Welcome back
Your dreams were your ticket out
Welcome back
To that same old place that you laughed about
Well, the names have all changed
Since you hung around
But those dreams have remained...
Forum: Jokes 09-14-2021, 03:30 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

Look Mummy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky!
Forum: Jokes 09-14-2021, 03:28 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

Oh
We're headin' for Venus (Venus)
And still we stand tall
'Cause maybe they've seen us
And welcome us all, yeah
With so many light years to go
And things to be found (to be found)
I'm sure...
Forum: Jokes 08-16-2019, 12:11 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet
Only seventeen
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl...
Forum: Jokes 08-25-2016, 06:46 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

gimme gimme fried chicken
Forum: Jokes 08-25-2016, 06:45 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

https://youtu.be/NjxNnqTcHhg
Forum: Jokes 10-21-2014, 04:18 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

Try getting this outta your head after watching it:


http://youtu.be/3ZXWZMFlKWQ

:sl:D
Forum: Jokes 07-22-2014, 04:51 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird,...
Forum: Jokes 07-13-2014, 06:30 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

Doo da wop, doo bee doo da wop, do wah doo lang.
Blue days, black nights, doo wah doo lang.
I look into the sky, The love you need ain't gonna see you through,
And I wonder why the little things...
Forum: Jokes 06-26-2014, 06:59 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

I'd get it one piece at a time and it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style, I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the...
Forum: Jokes 06-25-2014, 05:55 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun
But mama, that's where the fun is
Forum: Jokes 06-16-2014, 05:22 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

Give me a job, give me security
Give me a chance to survive
I'm just a poor soul in the unemployment line'
My God I'm barely alive!
Forum: Jokes 05-14-2014, 06:30 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin’ that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phone’s tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May
Orders from the...
Forum: Jokes 05-10-2014, 06:27 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

But every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom
Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room,
We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams.
But everybody's like...
Forum: Jokes 05-03-2014, 06:01 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

Come on, Eileen, oh, I swear (Well he means)
At this moment, you mean everything
With you in that dress, my thoughts (I confess)
Verge on dirty
Ah, come on, Eileen
Forum: Jokes 05-03-2014, 01:34 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny
Forum: Jokes 05-02-2014, 07:01 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

But if you close your eyes,
Does it almost feel like
Nothing changed at all?
And if you close your eyes,
Does it almost feel like
You've been here before?
How am I gonna be an optimist about...
Forum: Jokes 05-02-2014, 04:12 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,575
Posted By shark
Re: Your earworm is ...

Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human, too?
I'm gonna marry her anyway.
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