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Forum: Jokes 02-20-2024, 03:34 PM
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Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
Re: Your earworm is ...

Can we get back to posting song lyrics?

Or should I close this thread?
Forum: Jokes 02-20-2024, 03:10 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
Re: Your earworm is ...

Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Forum: Jokes 02-19-2024, 04:36 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
Re: Your earworm is ...

Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
Don/‘t tell me, I ain’t got nothing to de.
Forum: Jokes 12-18-2023, 11:44 AM
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Views: 138,556
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Re: Your earworm is ...

https://i.imgur.com/wESHkzf.jpg
Forum: Jokes 10-13-2023, 10:44 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
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Delta Dawn, what’s that flower you have on
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by-i-i

And did I hear you say, that he was meeting you where today
To take you to his …
Forum: Jokes 10-05-2023, 09:26 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
Re: Your earworm is ...

I hate you, Admiral
Forum: Jokes 10-14-2022, 10:48 AM
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Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
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East bound and down
Loaded up and truckin'


yes, that played on the radio yesterday and can't get it out of my head. Just shoot me.
Forum: Jokes 09-26-2022, 11:20 AM
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Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
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Everybody was kung fu fighting
Fast as lightning
Forum: Jokes 03-30-2022, 08:55 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
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What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
Forum: Jokes 03-09-2022, 05:48 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
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Look at all my trials and tribulations
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine
Forum: Jokes 01-01-2022, 08:21 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
Re: Your earworm is ...

Second verse, same as the first
should have got better
'stead it got worse
Forum: Jokes 12-24-2021, 09:29 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
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Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go, there will be trouble
And if I stay it will be double
Forum: Jokes 12-07-2021, 09:26 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
Re: Your earworm is ...

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory...
Forum: Jokes 08-31-2021, 01:40 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
Re: Your earworm is ...

Is there anybody out there?
Forum: Jokes 06-27-2021, 09:48 AM
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Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
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Oh, Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called...
Forum: Jokes 04-10-2021, 09:15 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
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I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order...
Forum: Jokes 04-01-2021, 09:08 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
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I plugged sixteen shells from a thirty-ought-six
And the black crow snuck through a hole in the sky
So I spent all my buttons on an old pack mule
Oh, and I made me a ladder from a pawn shop...
Forum: Jokes 03-31-2021, 11:16 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
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Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get?
How to get to ...
Forum: Jokes 02-11-2021, 06:50 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
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You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
I've had some bad times, lived through some sad times
But this time your hurting won't heal
You...
Forum: Jokes 12-05-2020, 10:52 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
Re: Your earworm is ...

Repeats of American Top 40 is on the radio on Saturday mornings here. Who knew that this was a top 40 hit at one time. Stupid earworm!

Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the...
Forum: Jokes 09-06-2019, 04:48 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
Re: Your earworm is ...

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=18715&stc=1&d=1567810077
Forum: Jokes 08-20-2019, 08:54 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
Re: Your earworm is ...

Thanks Tom. That gave me a different earworm.

99 red balloons go by
Forum: Jokes 08-16-2019, 09:52 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
Re: Your earworm is ...

Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace
Molly is the singer in a band
Desmond says to Molly, girl, I like your face
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand

Ob la di, ob-la-da, life...
Forum: Jokes 11-25-2017, 09:01 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
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Good morning, America, how are you
Don't you know me, I'm your native son
Forum: Jokes 09-29-2017, 10:04 AM
Replies: 553
Views: 138,556
Posted By markem
Re: Your earworm is ...

I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
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