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Forum: Jokes 09-22-2010, 05:00 AM
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Posted By MajorCaptSilly
Re: Guy walks into a bar

Beautiful!


MCS
Forum: Jokes 08-31-2010, 11:42 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 12,133
Posted By MajorCaptSilly
Re: Guy walks into a bar

A bartender walks into a bar. The bartender says "Woah!" Nobody knows which bartender as each bartender's mouth was obscured.

MCS
Forum: Jokes 08-31-2010, 11:40 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 12,133
Posted By MajorCaptSilly
Re: Guy walks into a bar

Scott's harpsicord in a wagon parked by your car! Face! Face! Face!


MCS
Forum: Jokes 08-31-2010, 10:52 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 12,133
Posted By MajorCaptSilly
Re: Guy walks into a bar

That's what I would do.

MCS
Forum: Jokes 08-29-2010, 07:48 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 12,133
Posted By MajorCaptSilly
Re: Guy walks into a bar

The original members of Menudo walk into a bar. Each member is wearing a New Kids on the Block t-shirt, a Backstreet Boys hat, and an NSYNC belt buckle. All the members order a Vodka and orange soda....
Forum: Jokes 09-01-2009, 08:05 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 12,133
Posted By MajorCaptSilly
Re: Guy walks into a bar

There was a fire at the wax lips factory today. All the wax lips melted and there was a big mess.


MCS
Forum: Jokes 09-01-2009, 07:58 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 12,133
Posted By MajorCaptSilly
Re: Guy walks into a bar

A Ziggy comic walks into a bar and says "Bartender, I'm having a "Ziggy" day. What drink can you recommend for someone having a "Ziggy" day?" The bartender says " I never liked Ziggy. I've always...
Forum: Jokes 09-01-2009, 07:52 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 12,133
Posted By MajorCaptSilly
Re: Guy walks into a bar

That was beautiful!

MCS
Forum: Jokes 08-31-2009, 06:49 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 12,133
Posted By MajorCaptSilly
Re: Guy walks into a bar

The Blues walks into a bar and says "I got the damn blues dammit!"

MCS
Forum: Jokes 08-30-2009, 06:24 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 12,133
Posted By MajorCaptSilly
Re: Guy walks into a bar

Two guys walk into a bar. One is holding a picture of Jack Benny, the other, a picture of Lenny Bruce. The bartender says "We are all out of manilla envelopes."

MCS
Forum: Jokes 08-30-2009, 10:46 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 12,133
Posted By MajorCaptSilly
Re: Guy walks into a bar

It's 1972 and a man walks into a bar with a live goose under hs arm. The bartender says "You can't have live geese in here, man!". The guy says "But I'm a Cubs fan". The bartender then says "Come...
Forum: Jokes 08-29-2009, 01:41 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 12,133
Posted By MajorCaptSilly
Guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar with a live chicken under his arm. The bartender says "You can't have a chicken in the bar". The man then takes the chicken from under his arm and eats it whole. He says to the...
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