10 Things not 2 say on your anniversary
 

10 Things not 2 say on your anniversary



10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.

9. Today is our what?

8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

7. I thought we only celebrated important events?

6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.

4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.

3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.

2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.

1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

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Those are just plain cold! :D

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11. What's wrong with Lemon Pledge!?!
12. Of course your mother can come to dinner, but does she have to bring that person she guides for?
13. Just think, if I had committed manslaughter, I'd be getting out tomorrow

Re: 10 Things not 2 say on your anniversary
 

Those are just bad, but oh so funny. :D

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funny but terrible