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G G	01-22-2009 12:02 PM

The Final Word on Nutrition

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final
word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer
fewer heart attacks than us.

Conclusion:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Our government is trying to correct this problem.

Absolutely no offense meant to anyone.:)

dunng

01-22-2009 12:04 PM

Re: The Final Word on Nutrition

:r :r :r :r

Mugen910

01-22-2009 12:05 PM

Re: The Final Word on Nutrition

:tu

md4958

01-22-2009 12:10 PM

Re: The Final Word on Nutrition

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggainey (Post 184723)

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.

Absolutely no offense meant to anyone.:)

i AM offended by this...

we like to think of the amount as "just right":r:r:r

G G	01-22-2009 01:22 PM

Re: The Final Word on Nutrition

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 184742)

i AM offended by this... :r:r:r

I wasn't including you in the last sentence.:D

CBI_2

01-22-2009 04:52 PM

Re: The Final Word on Nutrition

Very Funny. I think the problem has already been corrected in some places. :D

newcigarz

01-22-2009 04:54 PM

Re: The Final Word on Nutrition

me likey :tu

Yazzie

01-22-2009 05:23 PM

Re: The Final Word on Nutrition

so True

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