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markem 10-15-2008 02:26 PM

Are you Asylum material?
 
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director
how do you determine whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.

Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her
to empty the bathtub."

Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use
the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do
you want a bed near the window?"

Dux 10-15-2008 02:43 PM

Re: Are you Asylum material?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by vstrommark (Post 6599)
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director
how do you determine whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.

Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her
to empty the bathtub."

Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use
the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do
you want a bed near the window?"

LOL funny :r

MithShrike 10-15-2008 03:24 PM

Re: Are you Asylum material?
 
I thought bucket too... it sounded like great fun to get water every where.

CBI_2 10-15-2008 10:20 PM

Re: Are you Asylum material?
 
LOL! Oldie but still a goodie and props for thinking of it for the new form. :tu

G G 10-25-2008 01:19 PM

Re: Are you Asylum material?
 
Good one.:D


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