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Stogieboy 01-13-2009 05:07 PM

The Dallas Cowboys
 
The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?

A. The Dallas Cowboys


Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".


Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.


Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief.


Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.


Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody remembers and we will never find out!


Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

MedicCook 01-13-2009 05:09 PM

Re: The Dallas Cowboys
 
Quote:

Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
:r

dccraft 01-15-2009 06:31 AM

Re: The Dallas Cowboys
 
:r This actually sounds more like the Detroit Lions than the Cowboys :(

shvictor 01-15-2009 11:11 AM

Re: The Dallas Cowboys
 
Thats funny. Not entirely true, but funny.

VirtualSmitty 01-15-2009 12:57 PM

Re: The Dallas Cowboys
 
:r Very funny!

Starscream 01-18-2009 08:52 PM

Re: The Dallas Cowboys
 
:D

Beer Doctor 01-21-2009 12:28 PM

Re: The Dallas Cowboys
 
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...c/trophies.jpg

:fu:fu:fu:D

Silound 01-21-2009 03:32 PM

Re: The Dallas Cowboys
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Beer Doctor (Post 182859)


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