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04-15-2021 09:20 AM

%*@! airlines

The zipper on my jeans came off just before I was about to get on the plane to go on vacation and the airline wouldn't board me.
They said I was on the no fly list.

icehog3

04-15-2021 09:30 AM

Re: %*@! airlines

https://i.imgur.com/LSf0N1s.gif

elderboy02

04-15-2021 11:05 AM

Re: %*@! airlines

Maybe your cockpit wasn't big enough?

Steve

04-15-2021 12:09 PM

Re: %*@! airlines

:noon:noon

RevSmoke

04-15-2021 07:11 PM

Re: %*@! airlines

That's a "dad" joke, bad...

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04-16-2021 10:35 AM

Re: %*@! airlines

I am a dad and grandad, Todd.
As for the cockpit...the pit part was too small, therefore the **** part was....well?

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