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cmitch 03-31-2021 08:02 AM

For the Rev
 
A minister announced that he would be preparing a sermon on lying the following week and asked the congregation, "I would like you all to read the entire chapter of Mark 17 in preparation for next week's sermon."
The following Sunday, before the sermon, he asked, "How many of you read Mark 17 this week to prepare for this sermon?" Nearly everyone raised their hand.
The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16 chapters! Now I'll proceed with my sermon on lying."

CigarNut 03-31-2021 08:53 AM

Re: For the Rev
 
:r :r

markem 03-31-2021 09:21 AM

Re: For the Rev
 
:lr That's excellent!

retired 03-31-2021 12:41 PM

Re: For the Rev
 
:tu

RevSmoke 03-31-2021 03:04 PM

Re: For the Rev
 
Another oldie but a goodie.


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