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Don Fernando 10-15-2008 01:34 PM

Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro
 
The ring 60 cigars were delivered in a special box, a sort of airtight Tupperware box and all the cigars were packed individually in a seal bag with a small sponge. Just smelling the sponge almost made me faint, what a terrible smell, a mix of eau de Cologne and toilet cleaner. The cigar is made of tobacco & herbs, and poured with Courvoisier cognac afterwards.

The cigars are pre cut and look terrible with their big veins and nasty black wrapper. The wrapper is also frayed. This cigar scares me, the looks, and the smell; do I really want to smoke this? Will I live to tell about it?

The flavors of the cigar are herbs with a fresh sweetness and something bitter. I could taste the cognac, which I like to drink with my cigar, not taste in my cigar. I could also taste tobacco, ash and at times some harsh bitter cacao.

The smoke is thick and white, the ash isn’t very firm.

Would I buy this cigar again? Not if it was the last cigar in the world.

Tw3nty 10-15-2008 08:16 PM

Re: Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro
 
Another crazy stick I have not had.

Don Fernando 10-16-2008 02:01 AM

Re: Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro
 
trust me, this is a cigar that you don't want.

dmoby 10-16-2008 02:25 AM

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You have more guts than me.

SmokeyNL 10-16-2008 03:25 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tw3nty (Post 8790)
Another crazy stick I have not had.

We can change that, Pm me your addy, I have 5 of these left. :tu

leasingthisspace 10-16-2008 03:34 AM

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Hahaha

icantbejon 10-16-2008 03:38 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Fernando (Post 9876)
trust me, this is a cigar that you don't want.

Oh sure Don, you'll spare him but push the Lars on me. Thanks buddy! :bs

leasingthisspace 10-16-2008 03:43 AM

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Sir you haven't smoked it yet have you? Cuz you know I want photos of that special day.

icantbejon 10-16-2008 03:49 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyNL (Post 9915)
We can change that, Pm me your addy, I have 5 of these left. :tu

Play nice Simon. Don't distribute misery.

SmokeyNL 10-16-2008 03:56 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icantbejon (Post 9949)
Play nice Simon. Don't distribute misery.

you never let me have any fun ;)

Just giving people a chance to try these without wasting their money on
them. It is an experience that will make you appreciate any other cigar, no
matter how bad.

Don Fernando 10-16-2008 04:02 AM

Re: Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icantbejon (Post 9921)
Oh sure Don, you'll spare him but push the Lars on me. Thanks buddy! :bs

I care for you Fergie :)

icantbejon 10-16-2008 04:14 AM

Re: Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro
 
For some reason I'm just not feeling the love. I'll promise you guys this though. I will not leave Iraq without smoking my Lars. Ok, that is not fair. I promise I won't leave Iraq without lighting my Lars. After that, any Gorillafinger induced vomitting may prevent me from finishing.

MajorCaptSilly 10-16-2008 11:35 AM

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I didn't know those were still around. I had one back in the day and it made me ill.

MCS

SmokeyNL 10-16-2008 12:37 PM

Re: Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 11416)
I didn't know those were still around. I had one back in the day and it made me ill.

MCS

They still are out there and probably just as bad now as they were then

for a cool 4 pt review watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT_qYKWxxEs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm8Nk...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iDRX...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYOZZ...eature=related

icantbejon 10-16-2008 01:11 PM

Re: Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 11416)
I didn't know those were still around. I had one back in the day and it made me ill.

MCS

Oh they're still around my friend. Still around and being forced on other people. Truely misery does love company!

leasingthisspace 10-16-2008 01:48 PM

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SmokeyNL 10-16-2008 01:48 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icantbejon (Post 11944)
Oh they're still around my friend. Still around and being forced on other people. Truely misery does love company!

Hey, I sent something nice as well, the whole lars tetens thing started as a
joke in the cs chat room :D, besides it kind of evened out the package.

FriskyDingo 10-16-2008 02:57 PM

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That Lars guy makes some weird @#*&! He has some of the most bizarre cigars. Gotta be worse than anything Jonathan Drew can think up.

SmokeyNL 10-17-2008 12:27 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FriskyDingo (Post 12525)
That Lars guy makes some weird @#*&! He has some of the most bizarre cigars. Gotta be worse than anything Jonathan Drew can think up.


Trust me, it's way beyond anything drew ever made :ss

dmoby 10-17-2008 01:17 AM

Re: Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by FriskyDingo (Post 12525)
That Lars guy makes some weird @#*&! He has some of the most bizarre cigars. Gotta be worse than anything Jonathan Drew can think up.

Lars or real name (David A Gossen), showed the drew bros the way to infuse cigars and they left and repeated his process.


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