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Retirement q&a
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair. Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10 percent discount. Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire? Answer: Tied shoes. Question: Why do retirees count pennies? Answers: They are the only ones who have the time. Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? Answer: NUTS! Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? Answer: Normal. Question: What is the best way to describe retirement? Answers: The Never-Ending Coffee Break. Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. |
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I just made my second pot of coffee.
I got a phone call this morning and my buddy wanted to talk about things that may happen this evening or tomorrow. I said, "Wait. I have to make coffee and move these chairs. I'm not willing to think past that. Check with me later." |
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:r:r Steve.
Love your slippers Tom!;) |
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