The Italian Secret to a Long Marriage
 

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Boston they have weekly husbands'
Marriage seminars.

At the session last week, the priest asked Paul, who said he was
approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and
share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Paul replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to
treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka
her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, Paul, you are an amazing inspiration to all
the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife
for your 50th anniversary?'

Paul proudly replied, "I gonna go pick her up."

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