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md4958 12-31-2008 07:06 AM

Bottle of Wine
 
Bottle of Wine

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.' The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY :
Women are clever, evil b!tches.
Don't mess with them.

RottenZombie 01-02-2009 08:16 AM

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:al:hm:r:r:r

Starscream 01-02-2009 09:26 AM

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Evil woman.:D

mrreindeer 01-02-2009 09:37 AM

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So, Moe, how was the wine? :r:r:r:r:r:r:r

I hope that everything with the Insurance Co. goes smoothly and swiftly!

GKitty 01-02-2009 10:05 AM

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:r :r :r :r :r :r :r :r

Women are evil... and we're good at it. :D

G G 01-05-2009 06:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty (Post 145977)
:r :r :r :r :r :r :r :r

Women are evil... and we're good at it. :D

The woman speaks the truth.

Mugen910 01-05-2009 07:39 PM

Re: Bottle of Wine
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gkitty (Post 145977)
:r :r :r :r :r :r :r :r

women are evil... And we're good at it. :d

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggainey (Post 151561)
the woman speaks the truth.

hahaha

mikeandshellie2 01-10-2009 02:08 AM

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lol

Metalnoise777 01-10-2009 02:15 AM

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funny!

dunng 01-10-2009 08:06 AM

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:r :r :r :lv


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