Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars!
 

THE CIGAR GUYS ARE HIRING EVENT CIGAR AMBASSADORS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. Great for Retirees, Students, Disabled*, Veterans, anyone who enjoys cigars, talking to people, and want to make extra money (starting at $40 per hour). You will provide cigars or accompany a live cigar roller to events, wedding, golf tournaments, corporate events and wedding receptions. GREAT EXTRA INCOME!

You usually can smoke cigars, talk to folks and because your the on-site cigar expert, you are a rock star. Unlike the catering staff, our clients often offer us dinner, drinks, etc. What other job can you get paid to smoke cigars, assist new folk with cigars, talk and GET PAID $40 AN HOUR FOR IT???

Check out our website( thecigarguys dot net) to see what we are all about and if you are interested in applying, please contact us through our website!

*must be able to work 2, 3 or 4 hour events with high energy!

Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars!
 

I would never do this for less than $42.50

Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars!
 

I'd do it for $40 an hour, but I'd need to be able to bring along my pet rooster. He's quite outgoing and friendly, unless you beat him at checkers. His disposition is less than stellar when he loses at checkers.

Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars!
 

I'd do it but I'm much too disabled.

Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars!
 

Hell, I'd do it when I retire in 10+ months. I'll just need to get an e-mail address, and a personality. :)

Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars!
 

I'm glad they specify that you'll only be escorting "live" cigar rollers as the alternative can get rather...smelly.

Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars!
 

I believe the term is differently abled, Adam

Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars!
 

These rollers - are they the proverbial, supple thighed virgin or the virgin's garlic breath uncle?

Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars!
 

I guess nobody signed up!

Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars!
 

I know where you can get a job making $40/hr planting tulips.

Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars!
 

"planting tulips"?
Sounds like a euphenism to me,
but what do I know, Midnight Cowboy?

Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars!
 

Google tulipomania, and learn that 40 bucks is dirt cheap.

And if somebody sends me five bucks, I'll go smoke a cigar right now.

Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars!
 

Oh how did I miss this? Maybe because going to cigar boards and job hunting never seemed to be two things that could be done at the same time.

Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars!
 

We prefer "Handicapable."
The offer sounds promising, OP. Get with me and we can discuss the nap benefits your firm offers.

Re: Employment Opp! Make $40 hr, Smoking Cigars!
 

You say tomato I say potato .. let's call the whole thing off.