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G G 12-23-2008 03:42 PM

A Husband is Down!
 
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart..
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in
their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks
the wife..
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife,
and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a
$20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.'

BC-Axeman 12-23-2008 03:46 PM

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Oooooooo...!

dunng 12-23-2008 03:49 PM

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:r :r :r :r

md4958 12-23-2008 03:50 PM

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:r:r:r:r

goalie204 12-23-2008 06:18 PM

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lolol

CBI_2 12-23-2008 08:16 PM

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:r:r:r Even made my wife chuckle.

Ubergopher 12-24-2008 06:41 AM

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*****es be crazy yo.

Also, he should of tried to buy a good beer instead of Budweiser... :D

Partagaspete 12-25-2008 04:26 AM

Re: A Husband is Down!
 
As a follow up. The guy is recovering well, has been moved from the ICU, and is expected to have most of his memory intact.

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taltos 12-25-2008 06:54 AM

Re: A Husband is Down!
 
I got belted last night for laughing at this joke. When they get old, they get cranky, especially after 28 years married to me.:ss

G G 01-05-2009 12:58 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos (Post 135066)
I got belted last night for laughing at this joke. When they get old, they get cranky, especially after 28 years married to me.:ss

Sorry about that.

Mugen910 01-05-2009 01:17 PM

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:r

ucla695 01-05-2009 01:24 PM

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:r :r :r

Paint 01-05-2009 01:47 PM

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LOL!!!!!!!

Metalnoise777 01-10-2009 01:13 PM

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Doohhhhh...


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