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TonySmith 12-20-2008 12:26 AM

Coma
 
A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.


One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a
response on the monitor when she touched her.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as
this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of
the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's
room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate.

The nurses ran into the room. The husband was standing there, pulling up his
pants, and said, "I think she choked

Ace$nyper 12-20-2008 12:41 AM

Re: Coma
 
oh my...


BWHAHAHAHAAHAH

CBI_2 12-20-2008 06:34 AM

Re: Coma
 
:r:r:r That just ain't right. Still funny as h*ll though.

GKitty 12-22-2008 04:38 PM

Re: Coma
 
Can't believe I missed this.....


Typical man!! :P

CBI_2 12-22-2008 05:32 PM

Re: Coma
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty (Post 131445)
Can't believe I missed this.....


Typical man!! :P

:r HEY! I resemble that remark. :D

Mugen910 12-22-2008 05:47 PM

Re: Coma
 
nasty!!!! hahaha
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