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RUNYYFan 05-06-2014 11:13 AM

A real groaner...
 
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.

He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says, "My name is Kermit Jagger. My Dad is Mick Jagger. This is okay; I know the bank manager."

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

(its a real treat)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

;s

dave 05-06-2014 11:19 AM

Re: A real groaner...
 
I really hate that I chuckled at that.....clever, tho

big_jaygee 05-06-2014 11:45 AM

Re: A real groaner...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dave (Post 1959220)
I really hate that I chuckled at that.....clever, tho

^This

:r :r :r

nutcracker 05-06-2014 11:49 AM

Re: A real groaner...
 
:hn:hn:hn

CigarNut 05-06-2014 12:28 PM

Re: A real groaner...
 
:r :r

STEVE S 05-06-2014 12:51 PM

Re: A real groaner...
 
:lr:hy:lr

Dave128 05-06-2014 01:01 PM

Re: A real groaner...
 
:fp

cmitch 05-06-2014 01:27 PM

Re: A real groaner...
 
You SUCK for making me laugh at such a stupid joke!:D

CigarBandits 05-06-2014 01:40 PM

Re: A real groaner...
 
haha - I admit - I laughed!

G G 05-06-2014 03:28 PM

Re: A real groaner...
 
ha

kelmac07 05-06-2014 05:34 PM

Re: A real groaner...
 
:r :r


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